Topaz Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...sh-wedding.html He looks sooo happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 yes, just the gate crashers you want. it will be a talking point for the couple for years, and the bride and groom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse30 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I can't help but notice that he looks like one of the miners from Zoolander! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Is he going into competition? The Lucky Irish Chimney Sweep Tradition has it that it is lucky to have a genuine chimney sweep attend a wedding. Since the 17th Century Chimney Sweeps have always been a talisman of good fortune. Irish tradition has it that the presence of a chimney sweep at a wedding will bring the bride and groom good fortune throughout their married life. It is believed that a shake of the hand for the groom and a kiss for the bride will bring luck, happiness and health. For luck, happiness and health throughout your marriage, invite Mr. Sooty the chimney sweep to make this 300 year old tradition the ideal wedding gift. Or if you live outside the area, Mr Sooty can despatch to you his unique wedding gift souvenir gift set. This set has been specially designed by Mr Sooty, and comprises a hand blown glass figurine of Mr. Sooty in two styles, with his luck cat and Irish Shamrock design or Mr. Sooty with his bicycle. These figurines are created by hand and as such are a unique gift, and no two are indentical. Also included is a Mr. Sooty Genuine certificate, with personalised scroll to mark the bride and grooms wedding day, and a glass vial containing genuine Irish Soot. As well as Inviting Mr. Sooty to your Wedding, Mr Sooty is a qualified Chimney Sweep. He works full time as a chimney sweep in the Banbridge Co. Down and Co. Armagh Areas of Northern Ireland. Mr. Sooty is a member of the Northern Ireland Association of Chimney Sweeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted May 17, 2009 Author Share Posted May 17, 2009 "is a qualified Chimney Sweep." Ahh! A well trodden path into the House of Keys or Legislative council. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Sooty is a qualified Chimney Sweep. How are the mighty fallen. After a long and distinguished career as a glove puppet who brought smiles to millions of childrens faces. The alcohol and drug fuelled aftershow binges. The violent rows with Sweep, the long, drawn out and painful divorce from Sue. Grubby provincial theatres, hand up his backside. The show must go on. A salutory tale to us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Sooty is a qualified Chimney Sweep. How are the mighty fallen. After a long and distinguished career as a glove puppet who brought smiles to millions of childrens faces. The alcohol and drug fuelled aftershow binges. The violent rows with Sweep, the long, drawn out and painful divorce from Sue. Grubby provincial theatres, hand up his backside. The show must go on. A salutory tale to us all. :D Maybe the being kicked by Muffin the Mule, smoking pot with Bill and Ben and being rejected by little Weed added to his downfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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