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The Australian government has admitted that cash hand-outs aimed at stimulating the economy have been sent to thousands of people who are dead.

 

The money was part of a multi-billion dollar package under which every tax-payer was entitled to a payment of up to A$900 ($700, £440).

 

About A$14m of the money went to dead people, ministers said, and A$25m to Australians living overseas.

 

"If anybody saw any of the dead out there spending up big at Harvey Norman or Coles or Woolworths, please let me know," ABC news quoted Liberal Senator Simon Birmingham as saying.
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You went to Oz instead of St Lucia?

 

 

I am not Toad in the hole or what ever he is called..lol

 

Your right. Toad of Toad Hall is far too literate for him to be you.

 

 

Try "you're right", oh literate one.

 

S

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How's the Jet-Lag now then, John?

 

Arr glad to say the Jeyt lag is gone, the stupidity sadly I have for ever..... :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

You went to Oz instead of St Lucia?

 

 

I am not Toad in the hole or what ever he is called..lol

 

Your right. Toad of Toad Hall is far too literate for him to be you.

 

 

You went to Oz instead of St Lucia?

 

 

I am not Toad in the hole or what ever he is called..lol

 

Your right. Toad of Toad Hall is far too literate for him to be you.

 

 

Try "you're right", oh literate one.

 

S

 

 

Unlucky hboy, seems that I am not the only one who suffers from bad grammer and problems with my spelling. Arrrrr I bet you wished you where just a mere mortal like me.

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Unlucky hboy, seems that I am not the only one who suffers from bad grammer and problems with my spelling. Arrrrr I bet you wished you where just a mere mortal like me.

 

Well, at least you have a pleasant disposition to make up for any deficiencies in the literary arena.

 

S

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