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Miserable Shop Assistants


Punisher

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Have you been served today by a miserable, useless or rude shop assistant?

 

No, but I bet you have! What happened?

 

I asked a guy stocking the shelves in Tesco's if they had a certain jarred sauce that I usually buy as I couldn't see it in its usual spot, he said he didn't know, then turned his back on me and carried on working!

 

Hardly life or death I know but I expected a bit more help than that!

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I asked a guy stocking the shelves in Tesco's if they had a certain jarred sauce that I usually buy as I couldn't see it in its usual spot, he said he didn't know, then turned his back on me and carried on working!

 

Hardly life or death I know but I expected a bit more help than that!

 

That is FUCKING fascinating.

 

He turned his back? On you? Unbelievable.

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I asked a guy stocking the shelves in Tesco's if they had a certain jarred sauce that I usually buy as I couldn't see it in its usual spot, he said he didn't know, then turned his back on me and carried on working!

 

Hardly life or death I know but I expected a bit more help than that!

 

That is FUCKING fascinating.

 

He turned his back? On you? Unbelievable.

 

 

Yeah I know he must have been preoccupied thinking about meeting you up at nobles park toilets at 6,o,clock - He did mutter something under his breath about a glory hole and Mr Sausages?

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What a wonderful imagination you have. The stories you tell must make the winter nights fly by.

 

Yes they certainly do - It is also a no on the rim job you offered me as I have been working in the same office for the last couple of years and have just received a hefty pay rise. Sorry to disappoint!

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Eh?

 

Yeah exactly. Didn't make sense. Why would he pay to give you a rimjob? Bit mental

 

Dirty boy! Have just googled “Rim Job” I thought it was something to do with fitting tyres, thought he was offering me a career change

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