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[BBC News] TT sidecar crash 'caused by hare'


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:huh:

 

Wtf it was over a week ago

 

I wouldn't want to defend Newsbot but today was the first time any "official" press release actually attributed the crash to a hare. There's been plenty of rumours but until now nothing confirmed.

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Was the hare ok?

An old Manx fella with a pipe picked up the hare and took it to a nearby cottage. He placed it's limp body on an old wooden stool in front of his cottage fire where the flicker from the flames illuminated the scars on the old man's face.

 

Gently, the old man pulled a small bottle out of his inside jacket pocket. The bottle contained a secret mixture of what is thought to be old traditional Manx herbs. The old man carefully poured the mixture into an atomiser and gently sprayed the mist over the hare's body.

 

Suddenly, the hare jumped to it's feet and lept onto the cold stone floor of the cottage. As fast as it could, he dashed to the front door of the cottage and stopped briefly to look back at the old man. The hare lifted its right front leg in the air, waved to the old man and dashed out of the cottage never to be seen again.

 

When interviewed later about the magical potion used by the old man, he was quick to dispell any myths of magic by claiming that his mixture was simply a hare restorer with a permanent wave...

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