The Voice of Reason Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 ah right now I get it....michael jackson fucks kids....thats hilarious....your humour is too subtle for me Thanks for pointing that out WSAG. I can hardly type this whilst rolling around the floor in a fit of hysterics. Do you think he/she made it up themselves or nicked it from some other website? - sorry stupid question really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuartT Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 A British General makes a press release to the Peel City Grunaid denying rumours of his recent decease... Source:- WWW.PeelCityGrunaid@Govvags.com "Rumours of my death are exadurated" says former British Army Chief Sir Micheal Jackson yesterday, appearing very much alive and well General Sir Michael "Mike" Jackson, GCB, CBE, DSO, ADC Gen made a press release yesterday denying recent rumours of his death. "The recent rumours of my death have been exadurated. I am happy to say that during the last few weeks I have been absent from the country on Military Business, and not dead despite what the international media have been claiming.. My wife appreciated the messages of condolences, and I will be sending the funerary wreaths to the tomb of the Unknown Soldier as I think he has more need of them than I at the moment. The funeral + memorial service has been cancelled. The wake however will still be going ahead as planned, and if any mournful friends have any recollections about 'good old Mike' then I would be more than happy to hear them. Could I take this opportunity to ask if anyone requires a coffin at short notice as I have one going spare at the moment? Pop into my offices at Whitehall and ask the sentry on the gate (the guy dressed in green holding a rifle) if you can chat to Mike, and I will pop down and show you it. I was looking for about £200 for it but we can haggle. I am afraid the gun carriage is not for sale though as that is only on loan to me. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Is the joke in the peculiar spelling of exaggerated? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuartT Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Is the joke in the peculiar spelling of exaggerated? I don't get it. It's the Peel City Grunaid, what do you expect???... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice of Reason Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Is the joke in the peculiar spelling of exaggerated? I don't get it. No it's not that. I would explain it to you if you were more likeable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thi Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 It is pretty shit. That's what I was going for. It was my entry into a deliberately awful poetry competition a few years ago, I call it "Tickle me Emo". Obviously it needs changing to reflect the past tense but that would mess with the structure and rhythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Surely ballsing up the structure and rhythm would make it better at being shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I saw a special Michael Jackson commemorative magazine on sale at Nobles this morning. I found that slightly amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I saw a special Michael Jackson commerorative magazine on sale at Nobles this morning.I found that slightly amusing. Wrong on so many levels....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I see that Bubbles is still alive and sadly can not attend the memorial as he is too violent... I suppose living with MJ would do that to an ape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 We all knew it: http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com/ http://www.michaeljacksonsightings.com/ I mean - you can clearly tell it's him, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambon Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 We all knew it: http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com/ http://www.michaeljacksonsightings.com/ I mean - you can clearly tell it's him, right? Actually, Some say that you never see Michael and La Toya Jackson together and that they are one and the same person, and at the memorial service you never saw all of La toya's face. Personally, I think he is the Stig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubar Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Well I spent 10 minutes watching "Cool Runnings" until I realised it was the Jackson Brothers pushing the coffin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Well I spent 10 minutes watching "Cool Runnings" until I realised it was the Jackson Brothers pushing the coffin! Quite funny, but racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Quite funny, but racist. So you find racism funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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