Stavros Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Wouldn't it be safer just to stuff your mattress with all the chicken pieces to stop anyone from stealing them or having to worry about bags splitting and your breasts dropping to the floor. It would be ideal for when you get the nibbles at night time, you could just tuck into a thigh or nice little bit of breast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I don't know Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I see, support the bag from the bottom to make sure all your stuff doesn't fall out through a hole which might rip through the bottom huh? Don’t put all your savings in to chicken and keep it in the same bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Wouldn't it be safer just to stuff your mattress with all the chicken pieces to stop anyone from stealing them or having to worry about bags splitting and your breasts dropping to the floor. It would be ideal for when you get the nibbles at night time, you could just tuck into a thigh or nice little bit of breast. The problem is that even with the colonels secret formula, those scrummy chicken pieces will drop in relative value the second you withdraw them from KFC. (Hedgehog, brilliant! I properly lol'ed!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevster Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I tried KFC once and I ended up with bellyache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellyup Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I tried KFC once and I ended up with bellyache You were probably being too greedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I invested all my money in KFC because a Mister Saunders told me it was very safe and I believed him and I couldn't be arsed to check the small print. Now I want all you to give me back my money because I didn't practice due dilligence and it's not my fault that I couldn't be arsed to check the small print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 It's just chicken feed though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 'Oh don't buy your takeaway from Colonel San They'll let you down as soon as they can So don't buy your takeaway from Colonel San' Now available to view on Pooh tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazir Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I think we need to be very careful on legal issues here unless I've misunderstood. Is there a ground for KFC to sue on the basis of all these unsubstantiated reports of lost chicken meals? Remember the quality of your meal could go down as well as up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piebaps Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 your breasts dropping to the floor That's just a combination of gravity and age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellyup Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I think we need to be very careful on legal issues here unless I've misunderstood. Is there a ground for KFC to sue on the basis of all these unsubstantiated reports of lost chicken meals? Remember the quality of your meal could go down as well as up. Had you had decided to buy live chicks that might or might not grow up into chickens your meal quality could go down. But you dont expect your nuggets to cross the road and get run over by a London bus. They should be safely in the bag until such time as you decide to eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazir Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I think we need to be very careful on legal issues here unless I've misunderstood. Is there a ground for KFC to sue on the basis of all these unsubstantiated reports of lost chicken meals? Remember the quality of your meal could go down as well as up. Had you had decided to buy live chicks that might or might not grow up into chickens your meal quality could go down. But you dont expect your nuggets to cross the road and get run over by a London bus. They should be safely in the bag until such time as you decide to eat them. I think you might be counting your chickens before they've hatched. Or perhaps putting all your eggs in one basket. Both bad ideas. One question, with regards to the London bus scenario; why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellyup Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 One question, with regards to the London bus scenario; why did the chicken cross the road? Ask the guys guarding the henhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 If you go in and ask for 10 pieces you may pay and end up with 8 making a 20% loss on your initial investment into them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellyup Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Especially if the egg keepers have been handing them out to every Tom Dick and Harry . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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