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"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel...."

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"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel before it was made into apartments..."

"...And this used to be a hotel...."

 

 

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Someone left Manx Radio on in our car....so I heard a debate with Stevie the Pitts and some idiot come over reporter (I'm only saying that because he was trying to be cuntravertial by saying the horses should be made into dog food).

 

We NEED to stop dissing everything the corpy do - its a great idea and there is FAR more to Douglas prom than a few scabby luxury apartments. I spent a week showing visitors about the Island and ofc I spent most of my time saying "this used to be...." but at least we used to have something thats worth talking about!

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And this used to be a Building Society before it was.............

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And this used to be a Building Society before it was............. turned into something that appears in almost every thread!

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I despair, heard Pitts on the skwarkbox, funny he ain't.

Spend 10k on consultation.

Spend 25k on installing electrics and speakers to every tram.

Spend 10k on therapy for the horses because they have started 'hearing voices'.

All paid for out of the 25k saved by collecting the horseshit at point of delivery.

Cost = 20k

 

Why not just employ someone that can speak English at the same time as hanging off a bar at the front of the tram looking sullen. Include it in the contract of the operators of the trams, maybe expect them to answer questions as well using a remote mic and amp run on batteries?

Cost = 0.

 

Now which is the likeliest result of the idea?

 

(Pitts said it costs 50k to clear the horseshit up every year, I'll do it for 25k)

 

I truly do despair sometimes.

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Someone left Manx Radio on in our car....so I heard a debate with Stevie the Pitts and some idiot come over reporter (I'm only saying that because he was trying to be cuntravertial by saying the horses should be made into dog food).

 

We NEED to stop dissing everything the corpy do - its a great idea and there is FAR more to Douglas prom than a few scabby luxury apartments. I spent a week showing visitors about the Island and ofc I spent most of my time saying "this used to be...." but at least we used to have something thats worth talking about!

Member of the corpy are we? Did you put the idea forward in the first place my little buzzy friend???

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I despair, heard Pitts on the skwarkbox, funny he ain't.

Spend 10k on consultation.

Spend 25k on installing electrics and speakers to every tram.

Spend 10k on therapy for the horses because they have started 'hearing voices'.

All paid for out of the 25k saved by collecting the horseshit at point of delivery.

Cost = 20k

 

Why not just employ someone that can speak English at the same time as hanging off a bar at the front of the tram looking sullen. Include it in the contract of the operators of the trams, maybe expect them to answer questions as well using a remote mic and amp run on batteries?

Cost = 0.

 

Now which is the likeliest result of the idea?

 

(Pitts said it costs 50k to clear the horseshit up every year, I'll do it for 25k)

 

I truly do despair sometimes.

 

50k Good God!

 

Doesnt anybody grow roses over there they were fightinh int streets for that ther horsemuck when i were a lad.

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Someone left Manx Radio on in our car....so I heard a debate with Stevie the Pitts and some idiot come over reporter (I'm only saying that because he was trying to be cuntravertial by saying the horses should be made into dog food).

Oh dear! I think you might be referring to a fellow forum member Miss Bees

 

Listen again is here:

http://www.manxradio.com/audiovault/HeadsMON-2.wma

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Someone left Manx Radio on in our car....so I heard a debate with Stevie the Pitts and some idiot come over reporter (I'm only saying that because he was trying to be cuntravertial by saying the horses should be made into dog food).

Oh dear! I think you might be referring to a fellow forum member Miss Bees

 

Listen again is here:

http://www.manxradio.com/audiovault/HeadsMON-2.wma

 

 

Why not let the horse do the commentary?

 

At least he could be excused for talking out of his rear end...............

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How very DARE you Miss Bees - I'm a stopover at the very least, and a presenter rather than a reporter.

 

And anyway (nah nah) you don't spell controversial like that. Oh, sorry, I now see what you did there...

 

For the avoidance of any doubt, I also said 'glue' - I don't want to add to the dogshit problem.

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