Terse Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 CLICK Douglas courthouse suffers outbreak of fleas. "John Howie, manager of the environmental health unit, said: 'A complaint was received in relation to alleged fleas. 'We visited twice the following day and put down flea traps to identify whether or not there are fleas. 'We don't want to spray toxic chemicals in a public place if it's not necessary. So far we have not identified a problem with fleas there.'" Members of the legal profession having to put up with bloodsuckers? Now, there's a touch of the unexpected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 What does a flea trap look like? Are they like really tiny little mouse traps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 A dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 A dog eh? Well there's no problem then. They just need to get rid of the curs and bring in a few legal beagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 What does a flea trap look like? Are they like really tiny little mouse traps? I like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazir Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 What does a flea trap look like? Are they like really tiny little mouse traps? A saucer of water on the floor will suffice. When they jump in they drown and thus remain stationary. You can tell if they are still there by waiting till the morning and seeing if you have flees in you saucer. Boring but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Peters Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well, that's my dream of becoming a master criminal in tatters. I couldn't bear to be scratching in the dock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well, that's my dream of becoming a master criminal in tatters. I couldn't bear to be scratching in the dock... A master criminal wouldn't be in the dock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 They might not be fleas, some chav could have knicked a jar of nanobots and not realised it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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