alibaba Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Apparently 'due to a dispute over unloading a plane' there won't be any newspapers today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Apparently 'due to a dispute over unloading a plane' there won't be any newspapers today. Why bother! You can get all information and news off the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribz Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 You can get all information and news off the internet. Yeah, but the papers easier to read on the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 You can get all information and news off the internet. Yeah, but the papers easier to read on the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hedgehog Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 For the love of god will somebody please tell me which footballer has shagged an orange faced slag this weekend. Also is Jordan in love with Pete today or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 My mate Odin has a pair of Ravens, one called Huginn and the other is called Muninn. Everyday they fly all over the world, see what's going on then come back, perch on his shoulders and whisper all the skeet in his ear. Thus he avoids the need to buy any daily papers but his bird seed bill is something else and they crap all over his floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graculus Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Looks like a good excuse when the next set of passenger figures are released. 'Of course, technical diffculties with aircraft and the non-appearance of Sunday papers did have a negative effect on passenger throughput in September. Many people were reluctant to visit the Island in the absence of the Sunday Post'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Smelly Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ooo no I am going to have to go and get some dock leaf's now. Thats my weekly toilet paper ration snookered O well the missus will be glad no ink stains in me underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cassettiespagetie Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 We had lots of angry looking customers in today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Roo Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 We had lots of angry looking customers in today... Should have just given them a free grumble mag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 My mate Odin has a pair of Ravens, one called Huginn and the other is called Muninn. Everyday they fly all over the world, see what's going on then come back, perch on his shoulders and whisper all the skeet in his ear. Thus he avoids the need to buy any daily papers but his bird seed bill is something else and they crap all over his floor. Oh yes, I know the bloke you're talking about, but I thought his name was Edgar!......I heard him talking to his Raven one dark night. "`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! - Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore." Seems a hell of a difficult way to get the news, what with all the bird seed and shit and that. Still, to each his own eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hedgehog Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ann Reynolds was probably heard to say 'well no news is good news isn't it?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ann Reynolds was probably heard to say 'well no news is good news isn't it?' ...and counted all the pictures of people in the newspapers, multiplied them by the number of papers, and added them to the passenger figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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