bluemonday Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Clicky Ms Watts, from Islington, north London, said: "I asked why I couldn't borrow a pair of scissors and she said, 'they are sharp, you might stab me'. "I then asked to borrow a guillotine to cut up my leaflets but she refused again - because she said I could hit her over the head with it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 That does it. I'm banning the postman. He might fold an envelope into a paper dart and take my eye out. Bloody dangerous these letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Wow, I've got a better idea. I'm going to wear my bike helmet 24/7. I'll be a lot safer now. Phew, I'm glad I'm so bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 "This could be a case of someone misinterpreting the rules." Like the police misinterprete terrorism laws, like Garden Broon and NuShite wrongly perceive risk, like airports misinterprete the motives for practically strip-searching elderly white middle class British grannies to get their 'search quota'... ...the slope of the slippery slope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jehovah Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 "This could be a case of someone misinterpreting the rules." Like the police misinterprete terrorism laws, like Garden Broon and NuShite wrongly perceive risk, like airports misinterprete the motives for practically strip-searching elderly white middle class British grannies to get their 'search quota'... ...the slope of the slippery slope. This weeks award for turning a fairly innocuous story into a Daily Wail racist rant, goes to AT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 To be fair, I'd think twice before handing this woman a sharp stabby thing - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Wow, I've got a better idea. I'm going to wear my bike helmet 24/7. I'll be a lot safer now. Phew, I'm glad I'm so bright. Ah but you might walk into a bank , they'll think you're about to rob the place and the next thing you know you'll be blown away by armed police . Fuck it I'm away to lie in bed , nothing bad can happen there surely .... Bugger ! Is anywhere safe from the icy hand of death ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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