thesultanofsheight Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Where will airport security checks end? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/worl...icle6862247.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Where will airport security checks end? Rear...end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'd be worried about the ease of copy-cat attacks, as the same effect can be had drinking 6 pints of Okells followed by a vindaloo at the Taj. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitis Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I hear they are issuing veterinary type gloves at Ronaldsway ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 High explosives up the arse? Now that's what I call scary shit! Not quite as scary as the French ideas though... French anti-terrorism chiefs are expected to recommend widening examinations already used to catch drug smugglers... Sounds painful. Exactly how wide does it have to be to get a good look in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *Gallic shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 There was a time this sort of thing was a staple of the student cabaret circuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-in-man Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 There used to be a joke about bangers, with a play on the words 'Rectum' and 'Wrecked em' Oh how I wish I could remember it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilly G. Ossenfeffer Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 There used to be a joke about bangers, with a play on the words 'Rectum' and 'Wrecked em' Oh how I wish I could remember it right now. "Did you hear about the man who put some dynamite up his arse?" Rectum! "Yep, blew him to bits!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jehovah Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 "Al-Qaeda has promised to put instructions on concealing such a device on the internet." Exactly how that's going to get through the Islamic firewalls will be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Will they stick up an instructional vid on youtube? 'Bend over Hamid and get ready to enter paradise'........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibaba Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What a load of crap. Once again the 'real news' creeps closer to the ultimate parody of itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanxfella Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Suicide bummers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 '5...5...5, 4...4...4...3...3...3...echo...echo...echo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I wonder if you could get the examination combined with a check on your prostate gland? I suppose it could be a bit embarrassing infont of your fellow passengers although you'd know that you were clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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