bluemonday Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8393463.stm A 66-year-old church elder convicted of indecently assaulting a child will not be sent to jail because his obesity means his health is "precarious". During a 10-day trial in October McConaghy's victim, who is now 44, said she was indecently assaulted from the age of around 10 until she was 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 So put him in nick, he dies of a heart attack, everyone wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Could still cut his cock off and sew it to his head the fat bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolandkirk Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Fat enough not to go to jail but not for having a wank. Disgusting. Yeah let's cut his dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Good message to send out here. If you're going to break the law, stuff your face with food, do no exercise and you won't get put in jail. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilitantDogOwner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Or if your going to recruit someone to commit mass murder by terrorist act, make sure you recruit someone with a supposed "terminal" disease, cause lets face it the Scottish have set the precedence. "But I'm poorly sick and don't want to die in prison for my crimes. I'd much rather "live out my days" as a hero in my own country" "Och aye, um yeah okay then whatever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatopian Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Or if your going to recruit someone to commit mass murder by terrorist act, make sure you recruit someone with a supposed "terminal" disease, cause lets face it the Scottish have set the precedence. "But I'm poorly sick and don't want to die in prison for my crimes. I'd much rather "live out my days" as a hero in my own country" "Och aye, um yeah okay then whatever." I see that more than three months has past and he's still alive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I can think of a good exercise regime , simply give him some diving boots and some lead underpants , tattoo "Kiddy Fiddler" in large letters across his fat gut and back then let him wander about some of the more lively areas of Belfast . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilitantDogOwner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Or if your going to recruit someone to commit mass murder by terrorist act, make sure you recruit someone with a supposed "terminal" disease, cause lets face it the Scottish have set the precedence. "But I'm poorly sick and don't want to die in prison for my crimes. I'd much rather "live out my days" as a hero in my own country" "Och aye, um yeah okay then whatever." I see that more than three months has past and he's still alive... Must be that new non-terminal terminal cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxtrotlima Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Or if your going to recruit someone to commit mass murder by terrorist act, make sure you recruit someone with a supposed "terminal" disease, cause lets face it the Scottish have set the precedence. "But I'm poorly sick and don't want to die in prison for my crimes. I'd much rather "live out my days" as a hero in my own country" "Och aye, um yeah okay then whatever." I see that more than three months has past and he's still alive... Must be that new non-terminal terminal cancer. Just like the tories and Pinochet! A cure for dementia anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilitantDogOwner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 The Scottish set a dangeroues precident. Make sure your potential suicicde bomber is a terminal patient. If they fail and survive they still have a get out of jail free card. The same now with "suspected" paedos. Make your self unjailable and your home free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellYourCoffee Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 He's really a different man now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellYourCoffee Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Okay, for fear of being sued for every one of my 92 pence by Mr Mcconaughey's lawers, I hereby concede that I made that previous post as a joke. In poor taste. In no way do I believe him to be the Mcconaghy whose name is similar but not the same, and neither do I suggest that he has anything to do with the other. However he should not have agreed to do U571. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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