Amadeus Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Beat this: Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbours with slug pellets over three-legged cat feud walks free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 'Floor collapses at Weight Watchers meeting' is probably the closest so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 What's the betting if he had been hetrosexual he would have been sent to prison, but heaven forbid we offend the gay/lesbian community by sending a gay HIV possitive man to prison that would be too homophobic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Princess Diana 'regretted marrying into German family' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 What's the betting if he had been hetrosexual he would have been sent to prison, but heaven forbid we offend the gay/lesbian community by sending a gay HIV possitive man to prison that would be too homophobic. I'm betting if he'd have been heterosexual he'd have got the same sentence but the Daily Mail wouldn't report it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 A new contender: 'Man assaulted female police officer with penis' LINK PS the headline is also ambiguous - did he assault her with his own penis? Or was the officer a ladyboy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Sounds a bit of a dickhead to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 What's the betting if he had been hetrosexual he would have been sent to prison, but heaven forbid we offend the gay/lesbian community by sending a gay HIV possitive man to prison that would be too homophobic. I'm betting if he'd have been heterosexual he'd have got the same sentence but the Daily Mail wouldn't report it. Jimbms seems to suffer with the ignorant Daily Mail mentality - thinking that certain groups are getting a better deal in society. And how much relevance does the man's and the neighbour's sexuality have to do with anything. If they were straight would it say "Straight man tried to poison straight neighbours...?" I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 And it took you a month to come up with a reply to that joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mæŋksmən Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Jokes are defined by being funny jim. But i will defend your right to attempt to joke damn it, same as i will defend your right to stick needles in your eyes, now that would be enjoyable to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acorn Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 And it took you a month to come up with a reply to that joke? But I bet you read and enjoy, the Daily Mail. Not that you'd be alone in that particular stance, the piles of Daily Mails in our newsagents are highly depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Goblin Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 "Not that you'd be alone in that particular stance, the piles of Daily Mails in our newsagents are highly depressing." Given that most people tend to buy a newspaper that agrees with their point of view and reinforces their prejudices, perhaps the large volume of Wails sold should tell you something about the views of a huge number of people. Perhaps people like you, Acorn, (Guardianista?) are a minority? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 And it took you a month to come up with a reply to that joke? But I bet you read and enjoy, the Daily Mail. Not that you'd be alone in that particular stance, the piles of Daily Mails in our newsagents are highly depressing. To correct you the only newspaper I have bought for the last 35 years is the telegraph and even that is only about once ever couple of weeks or if travelling, as I like the crossword in it and the news aint to bad. How you can assume from my previous posts that I even have any slight left wing views baffles me, but I suppose if you know what the content of the Mail is then I guess you must read it at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Pigeon defecates on a Google Street view camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Pigeon defecates on a Google Street view camera OK I give up, what has this to do with the thread topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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