Stavros Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Surgeon cut off testicle 'by mistake' A patient lost a testicle during an operation because the surgeon cut it off by mistake, a General Medical Council (GMC) hearing has been told. Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was only supposed to cut out a cyst, but removed the whole right testicle instead. 'By mistake' can you believe that bollox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 He made a right balls up of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurricanII Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Then there was the case of the blind surgeon doing a circumcision.. he missed and got the sac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Couldn't they have just popped it back in the pouch and sewn it back up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mæŋksmən Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 he cant ldv he dropped a bollock. I yhink the surgeon should be made to donate for transplant one of his, make his colleges think before they chop someone elses plum off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Well they did at first replace the missing ball with an onion. Only problem was several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup and was asked how his sex life was. He replied "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Well at least he admitted to his mistake, could have said it looked cancerous and it was best to remove it! Who would argue with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 21, 2010 Author Share Posted April 21, 2010 I think I would have preferred a biopsy rather than just some casual 'Oh I removed one of your testicles because it looked a bit iffy and might have been cancerous.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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