Don't Contact Aliens, Says Stephen Hawking

[Bombay Bad Boy]

It's a link Jim, but not as we know it

[La_Dolce_Vita]

I don't see the need to bother trying to contact aliens. Who cares if we don't know whether we are alone or not at the moment. Seems too risky. We could learn a lot if they are like the Vulcans or the Asgard but what if they are like the Hirogen, the Replicators, or even the things that eat hamsters in 'V'? We'd be fucked!

[- Paul -]

or even the things that eat hamsters in 'V'? We'd be fucked!

Why? Are you a Hamster?

 

Judging by some of the posts on here, they've already established contact.

(Aliens not Hamsters - or perhaps Hamsters are Aliens?)

 

Are the manx government reptiles?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke)

At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood created and controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

[mæŋksmən]

Oh ffs no not boxcar willie please god.

[Albert Tatlock]

Seems too risky. We could learn a lot if they are like the Vulcans or the Asgard but what if they are like the Hirogen, the Replicators, or even the things that eat hamsters in 'V'? We'd be fucked!

Worse still...they could all come from whatever your planet's called.

[Pragmatopian]

I assume the subtitle about uploading a virus to the mothership is a reference to Independence Day? That bit always annoyed me!

 

(Admittedly the entire section between the opening credits and closing credits was pretty annoying)

[La_Dolce_Vita]

Of course, if massive alien ships come down to earth and slaughter millions you'd at least hope that someone as annoying as Will Smith would get killed by a ray gun. But instead he saves the planet. That's just not on.

[mæŋksmən]

Personally i dont care who saves the world, just as long as someone does, preferably just after the aliens have took a great big dump on america.

[La_Dolce_Vita]

Why America?

[Declan]

I don't see the need to bother trying to contact aliens. Who cares if we don't know whether we are alone or not at the moment. Seems too risky. We could learn a lot if they are like the Vulcans or the Asgard but what if they are like the Hirogen, the Replicators, or even the things that eat hamsters in 'V'? We'd be fucked!

 

Admit it! You're a latent heterosexual.

[La_Dolce_Vita]

Are you trying to 'out' me on Manxforums?

[mæŋksmən]

Why America?

 

So that they can experience being shit on.

Like so many they have shat upon.

 

Bound too hit america first if they are carnivors as thats where all the fat specimens are aswell, win win situation as far as i can tell.

I mean alledgedly your average passing alien carnivor thats a bit peckish has already been popping down to america and adbucting a snack now and then anyway.

Sometimes 2 go missing so they are obviously taking one for the road so to speak aswell.

Admittedly they sometimes take cattles bums and leave the carcass but thats only because they taste better than yanks.

[La_Dolce_Vita]

What sort of shitting on do you refer to?

[mæŋksmən]

Well i dont mean the games your getting all wet over ldv.

 

I mean flatten, send them back to the dark ages like they do when they invade aid another country with 120,000 peace advisers and anncillary equipment.

But no worries i am sure the aliens like the yanks will rebiuld it for a huge fee, the debt for flattening and then rebuilding can be paid off over 50 years in natural assets tho, and america has plenty of fat people to meet the bill.

[La_Dolce_Vita]

Games?

 

If you welcome that for America, then you might as well welcome that for Britain and other European countries. The United States is not the only cowboy. And Britain is more obsequious by far in comparison with it's other allies.