Mr. Sausages Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 In Malawi. According to the Justice Minister at least. Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency". "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852 Edit - typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 In Malawai. According to the Justice Minister at least. I was surprised that it wasn't Singapore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hboy Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 In Malawai. According to the Justice Minister at least. Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency". "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852 Fantastic. I think I might go there on holiday specifically to fart in the street as its such a ridiculous rule it deserves to be broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Another backwards, stupid, ridiculous, and inhuman law from Malawi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkin Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Another backwards, stupid, ridiculous, and inhuman law from Malawi. Agreed, absolutely daft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 At least it will stop Manx Tax Payer talking there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hboy Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Another backwards, stupid, ridiculous, and inhuman law from Malawi. And its homophobic as its clearly directed at people with capacious arseholes who find it virtually impossible to hold farts in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Oh well, let's play along. Not sure, because the muscles get more practice for a gay man. I think a straight man would be slacker through lack of sphincter use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquarius Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Oh well, let's play along. Not sure, because the muscles get more practice for a gay man. I think a straight man would be slacker through lack of sphincter use. Touché - ha ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU4Real Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Another backwards, stupid, ridiculous, and inhuman law from Malawi. Agreed, absolutely daft. "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanour." They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first. I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesultanofsheight Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first. I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said Have you been drinking meths again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU4Real Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first. I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said Have you been drinking meths again? How can I when you drink them like a tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesultanofsheight Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first. I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said Have you been drinking meths again? How can I when you drink them like a tit Actually, you are not a meths drinker, you are just a retard aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU4Real Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 They should check their mouth, coz its saying the same noise and must be a prob when they go 2 loo wondering which end 2 use first. I agree... daft - better out than in my dad said Have you been drinking meths again? How can I when you drink them like a tit Actually, you are not a meths drinker, you are just a retard aren't you? Takes one 2 know one formaldehyde man hahah this is great from a crinkly ... lol Still can't believe u replied back which means ur hooked and so ownage is mine Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! u cud reply back of course, 2 try and not lose face, but hey boy, doesnt matter coz i pnwed u gud style and now its up 2 u, 2 see if the hook is still there (Mods, soz 4 being off thread, but the waiter at the last supper started it) (picture removed after learning wot it meant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I don't see a lengthy posting career in your future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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