Rog Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. Immigration: everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents All foxes will be issued with sheep’s clothing. Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population. The white cliffs of Dover will be painted blue to camouflage our islands. To see the rest of this manifestly sane manifesto and more besides then click HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Heh, they get my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ean Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total bastard” tax for everyone else. A few on here would be screwed if they did get into power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 In future the National Anthem will be ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ as sung by Morecambe and Wise. It is quicker, more tuneful and people know the words. On state occasions Prince Philip will juggle his spectacles up and down and say, “Hey!” before the whole of the The Royal family do the dance off at the end. If the music can not be found because it was left in the pub then it may be substituted by ‘The Hippo Song’ by Flanders and Swann. That would be cool. Stav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alriteyessir Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Landslide victory predicted if just for 4x4's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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