5 Ways To Spot A Dj

[Dr Fish]

1) If you shout ‘abba’ at them, they usually look in the opposite direction

 

2) They are the people who aren’t carrying the record box

 

3) Their heads are always bigger than 12” but never smaller than 7”

 

4) usually gets freaked out, when being asked for a Rum and Coke at the bar.

 

5) Never, ever, ever dances.

[Rhumsaa]

rum and coke?

[Chelski]

mmm, don't mind abba but prefer queen

 

would carry the box but never get asked

 

mines about a 10inch

 

always a stella

 

dance........... what's that???!!!!!! Or is that what i find myself doing at 8am on a sun morn with a load of like-minded freaks?????????????

[Lonan3]

When they change a lightbulb, they just hold it in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

[puddy]

I think it all depends on what you would class as a top dj.

[Shill]

Act like pretentious pricks

[Deejay Denzel]

I think it all depends on what you would class as a top dj.

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Whatever was that Lionel Vinyl about at toffs years ago!

[Observer]

It's easy to spot a DJ - they generally hang around in little record booths wearing exceptionally large headphones strangely covering one ear only, the posture is stooped looking and they have twiddly fingers.