simon Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I 'eard one this morning. Cuckoo comes in April Sings his song in May Changes tune in the middle of June And then he flies away (and aren't the bluebells looking lovely. Hello clouds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Cuckoo Clock (old joke) A man arrived home drunk as a skunk just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine more times, hoping his wife would think it was midnight. He was very proud of himself. The next day, his wife asked what time he got home, and he replied, "Midnight, just like I said." She said that was good, and added that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'xxxx!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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