cheeky boy Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 A woman has set herself on fire by decanting petrol from a can into a jug in her kitchen with the gas hob on Well what the fuck did she think was going to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierrot Lunaire Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 A woman has set herself on fire by decanting petrol from a can into a jug You could probably teach her your preferred method. Edit to add - I have a distant memory of someone, possibly Homarus, regaling us all with an anecdote of self immolation in the Far East, but I'm not sure now if it referred to you or not. And I can't be arsed searching right now as I have stuff to do. Apologies for any potential error... ; )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I blame David Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruger Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I blame the petrol!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Gasp , who would have thought that highly volatile liquid and a naked flame could end in mishap . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 The only thing that could better this story would be one where PL gargles with nitro glycerine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molly Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 The only thing that could better this story would be one where PL gargles with nitro glycerine yeah that would be ace.loads better than a woman setting fire to herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 A woman has set herself on fire by decanting petrol from a can into a jug You could probably teach her your preferred method. Edit to add - I have a distant memory of someone, possibly Homarus, regaling us all with an anecdote of self immolation in the Far East, but I'm not sure now if it referred to you or not. And I can't be arsed searching right now as I have stuff to do. Apologies for any potential error... ; )) Quite correct, I did set fire to my own head in a Bangkok restaurant losing half my moustache, one eybrow, ruining the tablecloth and emptying a large Singha beer bottle to put out the conflagration So I post with some authority on the subject of self immolation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 A woman has set herself on fire by decanting petrol from a can into a jug You could probably teach her your preferred method. Edit to add - I have a distant memory of someone, possibly Homarus, regaling us all with an anecdote of self immolation in the Far East, but I'm not sure now if it referred to you or not. And I can't be arsed searching right now as I have stuff to do. Apologies for any potential error... ; )) Quite correct, I did set fire to my own head in a Bangkok restaurant losing half my moustache, one eybrow, ruining the tablecloth and emptying a large Singha beer bottle to put out the conflagration So I post with some authority on the subject of self immolation That is funny. Your tale of the bazooka in Vietnam / Cambodia was better though !!. You should re-post it for those who didn't see it. I pissed myself laughing at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 The only thing that could better this story would be one where PL gargles with nitro glycerine yeah that would be ace.loads better than a woman setting fire to herself How about baby beheadings? that would be way funnier......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hagar the horrible Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Jan Palach is to blame, he started the trend in 69 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Palach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanxfella Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 You can't legislate against thick people, neither can government be responsible for the actions taken by thick people to government announcements on the news. I see the Daily Wail is in uproar about this today blaming Francis Maude for her death. Who FFS decants petrol in their kitchen when the cooker is on? Why would anyone possibly think that it might be an ok thing to even consider? Even total idiots have to take responsibility for their actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballaughbiker Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Agreed OMF, they replayed what Maude had actually said on R5 last night and it amounted to 'a small amount in a jerrycan in the garage' and prior to that he said quite clearly there was no need to panic buy. It's a pity some need to make political capital out of the poor woman who now has to live with 40% burns. It was her fault of course but they are life changing injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Hagar , I think this bloke was a couple of years before Palach So if anything its the catholic church that are to blame . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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