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1.Start at Teesside Airport.

 

2.Catch flight from Teesside to London Heathrow Airport.

 

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

 

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

 

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

 

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.

 

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

 

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

 

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

 

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

 

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

 

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

 

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

 

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

 

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

 

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

 

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

 

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

 

 

Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW

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If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

 

Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque.

 

I left my heart in San Francisco, high on the hill.

 

Take me back to Chicago.

 

Meet me in St. Louis.

 

Walking in Memphis.

 

I've got a gal in Kalamazoo.

 

One night in Bangkok.

 

Wouldn't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express.

 

Loco In Acapulco.

 

Barcelona, it was the first time that we met.

 

I'm going to Barbados.

 

Country Roads, take me home, to the place I belong, West Virginia.

 

Stav.

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Nice to hear that again Stav. Thanks.

 

'The Liverpool girls it was said, could be met at the Douglas Head'

 

would now be something like:

 

"The Liverpool girls on their backs, could be found down at Jaks"

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Google Search results:

 

748,000 for The Crack was ninety In The Isle of Man

 

3,430 for The Craic was ninety In The Isle of Man

 

639 for The Craic was mighty In The Isle of Man

 

Craic, pronounced "crack," is an Hiberno-English slang term for fun. Most commonly this word is associated with Ireland and its slang.

 

Many people use a number to show the level of craic (fun). The traditional range is from 1 to 100. A craic of 100 could be death, so a craic of 90 would be a grand time.

 

Stav.

:P

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There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to go back to Dublin on a mega pub crawl asking all the bands to play Christie Moore and then take a consensus on the words.

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