Sentience Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Wish I'd been the Author of this kind of thinking Dear Mr Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... And there's your money back in duty/tax etc. It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Also..... Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. Wadda ya reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourettes Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Another one Mr Cameron could use Romanians and Bulgarians to be told: UK's too cold for you in advertising campaign to try and deter them from coming to Britain Why don't they just put "FUCK OFF THE UK IS FULL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierrot Lunaire Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Another one Mr Cameron could use Romanians and Bulgarians to be told: UK's too cold for you in advertising campaign to try and deter them from coming to Britain Why don't they just put "FUCK OFF THE UK IS FULL" Done with a little more style in yesterday's Guardian. See here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fichdich Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Another one Mr Cameron could use Romanians and Bulgarians to be told: UK's too cold for you in advertising campaign to try and deter them from coming to Britain Why don't they just put "FUCK OFF THE UK IS FULL" OOOOh nasty. What's yer prob with Romanians and Bulgarians! Damn that Daily Mail and it's readers!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourettes Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Another one Mr Cameron could use Romanians and Bulgarians to be told: UK's too cold for you in advertising campaign to try and deter them from coming to Britain Why don't they just put "FUCK OFF THE UK IS FULL" OOOOh nasty. What's yer prob with Romanians and Bulgarians! Damn that Daily Mail and it's readers!!!! Apart from being like pikeys and teaching the kids to steal, traveling from city to city getting the kids to hasle shoppers for money, not much really. But we don't only have a problem with those two countries, we have a problem with the mass immigration from everywhere. It's like the united nations in the UK, and nobody asked our permission to turn our beloved country into a multicultural hell-hole, and when we try to protest we are called racist. It seems that the whole world is entitled to have their own culture and country, except the English people. At this rate will have no country of their own to call home AND HERES YOUR ANWSER A recent investigation revealed that large numbers of Romanians are working in the UK as ‘Big Issue’ street vendors who are also claiming benefits. According to the magazine, almost one in three Big Issue sellers – out of a nationwide force of 2,250 registered vendors – were found to Romanian. And 90 per cent of cash point fraud is committed by Romanian gangs, and said that Romanian pick pocket gangs committed over 180 robberies. He added that organised crime is rife, with gangs being brought in by bus. He went on to give a “disgraceful” example of a crime committed against the elderly earlier this year by two members of a Romanian gang. The gang targeted elderly people to steal their bank cards and were jailed for six years each. AND MORE A GANG who stole £8,000 worth of copper cable from a 400,000-volt electricity substation have been jailed. Eight Romanian nationals were sentenced to between 18 months and two years each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wish I'd been the Author of this kind of thinking Dear Mr Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: It's a great plan, but where does the 10 trillion pounds come from? Or is there some confusion here between the old British billion (million million) and the present day commonly used US billion (thousand million)? I agree with the discrepancy between the way prisoners and pensioners are treated though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
credente Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 AND HERES YOUR ANWSER I take it that's meant to read 'answer. Is English your second language? Are you a recent immigrant, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotsAlan Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Another one Mr Cameron could use Romanians and Bulgarians to be told: UK's too cold for you in advertising campaign to try and deter them from coming to Britain Why don't they just put "FUCK OFF THE UK IS FULL" It was far from full when I left. And when I left the Island 10 years after that I would describe it as being more empty than full. I have been unfortunate that I have had to move to where the work is. I have been lucky I have been able to. So yup, I am an economic migrant. No wait.... Your racist bigoted opinion is ok. Apparently my white skin and British passport makes me an "ex pat" I can't figure it out either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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