Boris Johnson Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Man found at the side of the motorway with his penis cut off:- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-26565833 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jefferson Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 There's so much more shopping choice in Middlesbrough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcousticallyChallenged Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Or the daily mail headline "Police close road to hunt for penis". He shouldn't have dicked about. It must take balls to piss off the gypsies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jefferson Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 "Gypsies" is a very misused and term which unfortunately results in people lumping completely different groups into one category so that all of these groups end up being tarred with the same brush. The media have a responsibility to be more specific and not perpetuate such misinformation which only serves to feed prejudice. I hope the Police have had adequate training to prepare them for looking for a penis. A day-trip to the Isle of Man to visit Tynwald would stand them in good stead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 And another thread broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreidel Dreidelsohn Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Very impressive medical opinion from Professor Raj Persad on the Daily Mail site. The guy really knows his stuff: "He will be left with a deficit of some sort." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580115/Police-shut-dual-carriageway-hunt-mans-PENIS-22-year-old-man-arrested-suspicion-assault.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trumps Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I wish you'd stop reading the Daily Mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Gypsy penile mutilation to IOMG in two posts. New record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgandy Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Worst steak and blowjob day ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbon selector Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 "in a distressed state" is what I call an understatement, but to be fair how do you put this into words. It reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter loses his fingers and a bird picks it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 @Lonan Well done, sir! Works on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarian Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 The poor bastard is said to still be too distraught to talk to police about the incident. Article. Can you even imagine, gentlemen, how you would react if this happened to you? Joking aside, it must be one of the most terrible things that could happen to a man, short of a death sentence. For most men, their identity is very much tied to this little organ. I can imagine that removing it would cause you to question your purpose, identity, and existence. After all, the main biological purpose of a male is to inseminate a female of the same species. Without a penis a man cannot perform this role without special assistance. He is emasculated, useless. For the heterosexual male I can imagine this would trigger an existential crisis. But somehow we are still able to joke about it in a way that we wouldn't if a woman had had her breasts cut off, or ovaries removed. Is that a fair comparison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarian Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Yeah, I think you're right about the humour thing. For men especially, we try to laugh at the ugly, the terrifying, the disgusting, and the truly troubling things that life presents. I think a lot of women deal with these things differently. They can be quite serious sometimes, and thoughtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman1980 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I have seen those programs about "gypsies" on Channel 4 and the like. Why would you be stupid enough to place your "member" anywhere near women from that (and I am stereotyping massively!) that section of society escapes me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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