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Rik Mayall has died


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I wondered why the punks and skins and Rastas were gathering around and holding their hands in sorrow.

 

And all the grown ups are saying "but why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say "We are the kids, do you know nothing? Rik is dead. The peoples poet is dead."

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Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?


Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.


Richie: Well, pin the tail on the chicken.


Eddie: We haven't got a tail.


Richie: Oh. Well, pin the sausage on the chicken?


Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.


Richie: Well, pin the sausage on the fridge.


Eddie: Or a pin.


Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!


Eddie: We haven't got a sausage!


Richie: Put a bit of sellotape on the fridge!


Eddie: It's not much of a game, is it?


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Mayall was a foul mouthed disruptive prime example of an anti social anarchistic individual.

 

He was also a fine father to his kids, by all accounts a great husband to his wife, and without doubt a comedy genius.

 

I will miss him and his talent very much indeed.

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