woolley Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Let's hope they haven't confused "increased power to raise and spend more money" with "more money from the centre" because if they have, they really will be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossRoss Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Does anybody know the tune to scotland the timid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trumps Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 You hum it & I'm sure a Scot will fill you in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Does anybody know the tune to scotland the timid?A song long lost, along with... Scotland the sober See how quiet are that Scottish family on the next table I wasn't always ginger Why are you wearing a skirt laddie... ...and many others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Can I vote for independence from Albert's jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Listen, and understand, Declan. Albert is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are mildly amused by one of his quips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 ...you missed out doesn't give a feck. I dunno why I bother giving you all these free original jokes, when I could be getting paid handsomely by the Krankies, Jiminy Cricket and many other famous comedians. If you don't like them...don't read them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 On the advice of my lawyer, Bobby Bobster, I would like to issue this response to that quip... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Anyhoo...I prefer satire to jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Jiminy Cricket and many other famous comedians. As on-target as all of your other material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossRoss Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 You hum it & I'm sure a Scot will fill you in They have to get everything approved by some English jobsworth first now they voted to remain as the junior partner in that partnership known as Britain. Their mistake was not showing this goal 24/7 on all channels in the run up to the referendum Too bad Scotland peaked with a little bald twat stealing the show......wait a mo......deja vu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Just a coincidence and the finding of new reserves of oil wouldn't make the slightest decision to keep Scotland in the UK Link here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Just a coincidence and the finding of new reserves of oil wouldn't make the slightest decision to keep Scotland in the UK Link here correct its owned by the crown not scotland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 how thick are the 45s?when votes go to the counting station each box from the polling station is individually counted to make sure no votes are missing or added. then they are separated into who you voted forthe neds think this first process is vote rigging because, wait for it, they have a video which shows the boxes been emptied then counted and all vote been stacked in the same pilethick as pig sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossRoss Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Just a coincidence and the finding of new reserves of oil wouldn't make the slightest decision to keep Scotland in the UK Link here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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