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Michael has since declared that from now on he's going to stick to being with forty six year olds.

 

When he was asked why, he replied "Because there are forty of them!"

 

Stav.

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I’ve got a voice-controlled car radio

If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

If I say "Rap" it plays rap.

If I say "Love" it plays love songs.

When three kids ran out in front of the car I said "F***ing kids!"

And it played Michael Jackson!

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From BBC news

Michael Jackson's official website mjjsource.com is celebrating yesterday's verdict too.

 

The website launches to big musical fanfares, images of Michael moonwalking are interspersed with important dates in history such as the collapse of the Berlin Wall, Nelson Mandela being freed - and June 13th, when Michael Jackson was found innocent.

 

I thought that this clearly belongs into the joke section...

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