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what did jesus look like?


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I bet he wasn't as beautiful as Osama. I reckon he was incredibly ugly. Eyes too close together, monobrow, bad teeth and breath. Those weird bulging eyes. Really clumsy and uncoordinated too. Always banging into things and dropping stuff. Often tripping clumsily in public and being laughed at by strangers but he never knew about that because they were polite enough to do it behind his back. Hairy back and shoulders. Hung like a horse.

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