woolley Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 3 hours ago, woody2 said: "new deal or no deal" Invoked the fleeting and yet distressing notion of Noel Edmonds as PM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, woolley said: Invoked the fleeting and yet distressing notion of Noel Edmonds as PM. he stands a better chance than most of the party leaders...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 no chance. they mkultra'd him years ago, they've covered all these bases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 the bankers had it in for him...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Parliament to be prorogued next Tuesday https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49913130 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 On 9/24/2019 at 11:54 AM, woody2 said: he could suspend parliament after just one day..... On 9/24/2019 at 12:04 PM, mojomonkey said: So, is that where your money would go? Johnson is certainly bold but I don't think even he would be bold enough to do that. On 9/24/2019 at 12:32 PM, woody2 said: why not? court haven't ruled it out or bj........ On 9/24/2019 at 12:54 PM, woody2 said: he hasn't ruled it out....... reform of the sc will be the outcome of this........ did freggy have a bet on......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Now this is funny. So funny I'm wondering if it's a total spoof? I mean, the rabid, right wing Torygraph can't possibly think that their readership is really this stupid. Or can they...? Three years ago that excuse for a "newspaper" published a list of the "good things Brexit means" and it's absolutely hilarious. Now I'm very aware that it's probably supposed to be a bit of a laugh but also designed to strongly appeal to the Gammons* and implant subliminal messages. 1 Control our borders 2 Fewer unskilled Europeans 3 More Indian doctors 4 No more MEPs (like Farage) 5 No fish quota 6 Boost English wine 7 Set our own taxes 8 Make our own laws 9 No meat quota 10 No more trainer tariff 11 Cheap tennis balls (sic!) 12 Keep paper licenses 13 Immigration on our terms 14 New hangover cures 15 EU's poor economy 16 Powerful vaccums 17 Cheaper food 18 Easier trade deals 19 Take back North Sea 20 Still in Eurovision 21 No tampon tax 22 Stronger commonwealth ties 23 Old fashioned lightbulbs 24 No more EU elections 25 End Working Time Directive 26 Develop GM foods 27 Drop green targets 28 No more wind farms 29 Support UK steel 30 Blue passports 31 UK passport lane 32 No fridge red tape 33 Pounds and ounces 34 Straight bananas 35 Crooked cucumbers 36 Small kiwi fruits 37 No EU landfill rules 38 Stop EU criminals 39 No EU flags in UK 40 UK speaks for itself 41 Free up builders 42 Sensible farm subsidies 43 Fewer chemical restrictions 44 High heat toasters 45 Kent Champagne 46 Small business freedom 47 No olive oil bans 48 No Turkey EU worries 49 No MEP allowances 50 No clinical trials red tape 51 No kettle restrictions 52 No EU army 53 No EU foreign aid 54 No cookies messages 55 Stop EU child benefits 56 Less EU X-factor 57 Ditto with BGT 58 India trade deal 59 Australia trade deal 60 Treaty with China 61 New staffing freedoms 62 No EU bail outs 63 Set own fishing policy 64 ..so foreign boats are banned 65 British fisher-men strive 66 Bye European commision 67 Farewell EU judges 68 British judges rule 69 A more British EPL 70 Non-regulated ports 71 No butter mountains 72 UK art market boom 73 Dredging allowed 74 EU citizens pay for NHS 75 New vocabulary 76 Keep our UN seat 77 Not 'EU citizens' 78 No EU human rights laws 79 Juncker will be sad 80 Herbal remedy boost 81 Others will follow 82 Proper weedkiller 83 Better English team 84 Ban animal imports 85 EU students pay their way 86 No Eurocrat's salaries 87 High-powered hair dryers 88 She(Thatcher) would have wanted it 89 No EU threats to jobs 90 Cheaper to export goods 91 Find criminals online 92 No diabetic drivers ban 93 Allister Heath is happy 94 Boot exports 95 Treaty with USA 96 MPs can't blame EU 97 Cheap womens insurance 98 No £13bn membership 99 Proud nation again 100 We voted for it.. * Gammons being, of course, supporters of Dr Gammon who recently left the Brexit Party for UKIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 4 hours ago, P.K. said: Now this is funny. So funny I'm wondering if it's a total spoof? * Gammons being, of course, supporters of Dr Gammon who recently left the Brexit Party for UKIP. Isn't that back to front? Like the rest of your guff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, woolley said: Isn't that back to front? Like the rest of your guff? Tsk! Your lack of perspective is hardly my fault.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 tusk! his lack of perspective is hardly my fault.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freggyragh Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 13 hours ago, P.K. said: Now this is funny. So funny I'm wondering if it's a total spoof? I mean, the rabid, right wing Torygraph can't possibly think that their readership is really this stupid. Or can they...? Three years ago that excuse for a "newspaper" published a list of the "good things Brexit means" and it's absolutely hilarious. Now I'm very aware that it's probably supposed to be a bit of a laugh but also designed to strongly appeal to the Gammons* and implant subliminal messages. 1 Control our borders 2 Fewer unskilled Europeans 3 More Indian doctors 4 No more MEPs (like Farage) 5 No fish quota 6 Boost English wine 7 Set our own taxes 8 Make our own laws 9 No meat quota 10 No more trainer tariff 11 Cheap tennis balls (sic!) 12 Keep paper licenses 13 Immigration on our terms 14 New hangover cures 15 EU's poor economy 16 Powerful vaccums 17 Cheaper food 18 Easier trade deals 19 Take back North Sea 20 Still in Eurovision 21 No tampon tax 22 Stronger commonwealth ties 23 Old fashioned lightbulbs 24 No more EU elections 25 End Working Time Directive 26 Develop GM foods 27 Drop green targets 28 No more wind farms 29 Support UK steel 30 Blue passports 31 UK passport lane 32 No fridge red tape 33 Pounds and ounces 34 Straight bananas 35 Crooked cucumbers 36 Small kiwi fruits 37 No EU landfill rules 38 Stop EU criminals 39 No EU flags in UK 40 UK speaks for itself 41 Free up builders 42 Sensible farm subsidies 43 Fewer chemical restrictions 44 High heat toasters 45 Kent Champagne 46 Small business freedom 47 No olive oil bans 48 No Turkey EU worries 49 No MEP allowances 50 No clinical trials red tape 51 No kettle restrictions 52 No EU army 53 No EU foreign aid 54 No cookies messages 55 Stop EU child benefits 56 Less EU X-factor 57 Ditto with BGT 58 India trade deal 59 Australia trade deal 60 Treaty with China 61 New staffing freedoms 62 No EU bail outs 63 Set own fishing policy 64 ..so foreign boats are banned 65 British fisher-men strive 66 Bye European commision 67 Farewell EU judges 68 British judges rule 69 A more British EPL 70 Non-regulated ports 71 No butter mountains 72 UK art market boom 73 Dredging allowed 74 EU citizens pay for NHS 75 New vocabulary 76 Keep our UN seat 77 Not 'EU citizens' 78 No EU human rights laws 79 Juncker will be sad 80 Herbal remedy boost 81 Others will follow 82 Proper weedkiller 83 Better English team 84 Ban animal imports 85 EU students pay their way 86 No Eurocrat's salaries 87 High-powered hair dryers 88 She(Thatcher) would have wanted it 89 No EU threats to jobs 90 Cheaper to export goods 91 Find criminals online 92 No diabetic drivers ban 93 Allister Heath is happy 94 Boot exports 95 Treaty with USA 96 MPs can't blame EU 97 Cheap womens insurance 98 No £13bn membership 99 Proud nation again 100 We voted for it.. * Gammons being, of course, supporters of Dr Gammon who recently left the Brexit Party for UKIP. But no nuclear fusion: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-nuclear-fusion-lab-eu-funding-brexit-conference-speech-tory-a9130381.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 57 minutes ago, Freggyragh said: But no nuclear fusion: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-nuclear-fusion-lab-eu-funding-brexit-conference-speech-tory-a9130381.html But for every 3 million of EU funding the EU gives out, you have to send them 10 million. The EU has no money. You want a house? Great. You send me £1m. I'll buy you a house of my choosing worth £350k. Bargain? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrie Stevens Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, woolley said: But for every 3 million of EU funding the EU gives out, you have to send them 10 million. The EU has no money. You want a house? Great. You send me £1m. I'll buy you a house of my choosing worth £350k. Bargain? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-conservative-meps-boris-johnson-october-deadline-hire-staff-a9126526.html Seems Cons hiring staff for Brussels post Brexit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrie Stevens Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, Barrie Stevens said: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-conservative-meps-boris-johnson-october-deadline-hire-staff-a9126526.html Seems Cons hiring staff for Brussels post Brexit.. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-conservative-meps-boris-johnson-october-deadline-hire-staff-a9126526.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, woolley said: But for every 3 million of EU funding the EU gives out, you have to send them 10 million. The EU has no money. You want a house? Great. You send me £1m. I'll buy you a house of my choosing worth £350k. Bargain? You have been sucking those lemons after all... Why the bitterness? According to totally amoral narcissistic serial philanderer and inveterate liar Boris Johnson PM you'll be getting your stupid brexit in November. Sure the current "proposal" looks like a non-runner but James Misnomer Cleverly has been warning of riots on the streets if they don't deliver which sound to me like groundwork prior to Emergency Powers to force through a no deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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