Tibet Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Anybody interested in employing me? I can send my CV to you if you have any positions. Ideally interested in working for a company where the owner has a brain and isn't a complete nonce. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, Tibet said: Anybody interested in employing me? I can send my CV to you if you have any positions. Ideally interested in working for a company where the owner has a brain and isn't a complete nonce. Thanks Try this one. the pay is crap, but the position is fulfilling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Are you physically fit? Can you carry 25kg sacks up 4 flights of stairs? Can you listen to instruction and then act on it? Can you drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibet Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, TheTeapot said: Can you listen to instruction and then act on it? To be fair, you sound like a bit of a nonce asking a question like that. I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 If you were a fish, you'd have been caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibet Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 This is a serious classifieds advert though, so genuine replies are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojomonkey Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 If this is a serious request it may be helpful if you could narrow the desired fields down a bit, are you looking for office based work or manual labour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Send me your CV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Well-Manicured Man Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I could do with increasing my security detail to deter members of the public from walking past my estate. Already got trees planted around the exterior and the nearby bus stop moved, but still get the occasional knob head walking past with their dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibet Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 18 hours ago, Mr. Sausages said: Send me your CV. Why, what kind of job are you offering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I'm not offering before I see your cv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 18 hours ago, The Well-Manicured Man said: I could do with increasing my security detail to deter members of the public from walking past my estate. Already got trees planted around the exterior and the nearby bus stop moved, but still get the occasional knob head walking past with their dog. You don't live in Cornwall, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 20 hours ago, The Well-Manicured Man said: I could do with increasing my security detail to deter members of the public from walking past my estate. Already got trees planted around the exterior and the nearby bus stop moved, but still get the occasional knob head walking past with their dog. Walking past or living in?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBoy Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 How exact does the person spec need to be for your new employer. Although I take it "where the owner has a brain" is essential', is the rest only ‘desirable, Just askin for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibet Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 No, I'd say not being a nonce is also an essential. I can do pretty much anything as I have a functioning brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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