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19 hours ago, Itsmeee said:

The new spaces  for parallel parking along the prom are all too narrow. Also, what the heck is going on on the roadway/tramlines to the north of Broadway? They’ve made the carriageway really narrow and there some strange sort of chicane thing on the seaward side with toblerone concrete. 

I think a single white line around a parking space is just a guide. It is not an offence to cross the line as far as I am aware unless a fee is charged (and you are taking more than one space). A double white line indicates the extent of a parking zone, usually abuts a double yellow line and it would be an offence to exceed that.

Therefore if your vehicle is too wide, i don't believe it matters unless you are causing an obstruction

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1 hour ago, doc.fixit said:

Just got back from Douglas, Jeez, what a chaotic mess around the terminal and the clock, at least three vehicles went the  wrong way and then backed up the existing chaos trying to turn round. Whoever designed the diversions and road works really doesn't know what they are doing.

Before anyone says could I do better the answer is no, but then, I'm not an experienced or trained road works engineer or planner. Maybe the folk who created the mess aren't either?

It's always been like that on the job. Heras fencing blocking sight lines, signs (when there are any) ambigious or poorly positioned. Onde drove down entire way from Villa to Sea Terminal because I missed the entrance to the walkway parking. Didn't bother trying a second time parked at ST and walked. Luckily a nice day.

I do remember seeing the wife of a prominent member (now retired) driving towards me on my left from broadway heading south towards Church Road which was blocked off as was the usual north bound lanes in front of the villa gardens.

So she was on her right hand side as you would have been in the old days but all the north bound traffic was diverted onto that side too. It was busy too. 

Just imagine how much more the job would have cost if they had done it properly?

 

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46 minutes ago, Happier diner said:

I think a single white line around a parking space is just a guide. It is not an offence to cross the line as far as I am aware unless a fee is charged (and you are taking more than one space). A double white line indicates the extent of a parking zone, usually abuts a double yellow line and it would be an offence to exceed that.

Therefore if your vehicle is too wide, i don't believe it matters unless you are causing an obstruction

But if the rule or guidance is you can be up to 18"/50cm from the kerb and you were already over the parking line on the carriageway will it constitute an obstruction? I assume the thought (😏) that went into the design was any commercial vehicles shouldn't be parking there anyway?

So we'll end up everytime there is any work on a building there with a section of carriageway fenced off in front of the property so they can park on site and a diverted footpath round it... narowing the road even further. Genius. 

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13 minutes ago, CallMeCurious said:

But if the rule or guidance is you can be up to 18"/50cm from the kerb and you were already over the parking line on the carriageway will it constitute an obstruction? I assume the thought (😏) that went into the design was any commercial vehicles shouldn't be parking there anyway?

So we'll end up everytime there is any work on a building there with a section of carriageway fenced off in front of the property so they can park on site and a diverted footpath round it... narowing the road even further. Genius. 

I've seen a few people comment on this across Faceache and Twitter recently - there seems to be a new trend of people just abandoning their cars in the carriageway (with hazards on) while they go into whatever home/business they're visiting. 

Now with the new narrower carriageways it just fouls the traffic up. Can't the selfish fuckers just fine the nearest actual parking space and walk a few metres? All for ticketing selfish lazy bastards like that. 

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3 minutes ago, James Blonde said:

I've seen a few people comment on this across Faceache and Twitter recently - there seems to be a new trend of people just abandoning their cars in the carriageway (with hazards on) while they go into whatever home/business they're visiting. 

Now with the new narrower carriageways it just fouls the traffic up. Can't the selfish fuckers just fine the nearest actual parking space and walk a few metres? All for ticketing selfish lazy bastards like that. 

Handy that if you have heavy stuff to deliver or all your tools are in your van/car.  Just give people a bit of slack and chill out so they can go about earning a living.

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1 hour ago, monasqueen said:

From Boris Johnson's Conference speech - looks as though he has recently been along the Prom!

"we will invest in our roads unblocking those coagulated roundabouts"

It's yet another way of describing the roundels! 

We'll no doubt claim to have invented roundabouts just like we were the first to give women the vote*

 

 

*after New Zealand. 

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https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/myprom.im/21-08-13-signed-douglas-promenade-strategic-board-minutesnb_redacted.pdf

the news picked up the further delay into November announced in August per these minutes. the more relevant thing is the Contractor and Rail specialist being in contractual dispute and the DOI being in dispute with the Contractor. that and the small matter of 'descoping' a lot of stuff and returning to sort issues with the rail crossing in winter and cracking at a later date - my guess, this is going to the Courts 

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2 hours ago, english zloty said:

the small matter of 'descoping' a lot of stuff

The bit about finding time to tarmac the side streets "Oh no problem" says the DOI chap, "we'll just de-scope it". 

 

That should go to court itself. We (as tax payers) signed off about £25m for them to deliver X, Y and Z. Instead they're just going to deliver a bit of Z. 

 

1 hour ago, hissingsid said:

I have always reckoned Christmas but it looks as if I have been over optimistic.

Easter 2022 before all the crap (portacabins, plant etc) is shifted off the Prom and it resembles something that isn't a construction site once again. 

 

The horse tram 'corridor' along Loch Prom is an eyesore. Just grass it over. 

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**** WARNING - POSITIVE POST ****

Had some clients over this week and they were staying at the Sefton. 

I apologised for the state of the prom and tried to briefly explain the shambles. 

They thought it looked really nice! 

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2 minutes ago, The Phantom said:

**** WARNING - POSITIVE POST ****

Had some clients over this week and they were staying at the Sefton. 

I apologised for the state of the prom and tried to briefly explain the shambles. 

They thought it looked really nice! 

Thanks Tim, glad to see you're taking to comedy as a new career after politics. 

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1 hour ago, The Phantom said:

**** WARNING - POSITIVE POST ****

Had some clients over this week and they were staying at the Sefton. 

I apologised for the state of the prom and tried to briefly explain the shambles. 

They thought it looked really nice! 

You must have provided them with a lot of "Hospitality"? 

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1 hour ago, The Phantom said:

**** WARNING - POSITIVE POST ****

Had some clients over this week and they were staying at the Sefton. 

I apologised for the state of the prom and tried to briefly explain the shambles. 

They thought it looked really nice! 

Clients from Beruit? Actually the pics I've seen of complete bits are nice, but what a price?

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