doc.fixit Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Maybe an adequate number of public toilets would help? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbnuts Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, doc.fixit said: Maybe an adequate number of public toilets would help? Totally. Walking home from town late having been drinking lager inevitably get caught short before I reach home. Perils are being older means the call comes more often. Not proud but quite often have to relieve my bladder on the way. There just is nowhere now around Douglas really. What is the option ?? Fine when leaving bar or restaurant but the walk home seems to speed up the process. Fortunatly usually can find a deserted property on the way. Like I said not proud !. Edited July 16, 2022 by Numbnuts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Buggane Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 The sealing also proved a problem in Douglas, as the cleaner now immortalised in the photo with the waste of space Ashford. When the operatives started to clean the mean pavements of Douglas it soon attracted the attention of the DOI, as in a van pulled up out jumped the occupant and stated what the fuck are you doing your removing the sealant. So boys and girls another chapter in DBC incompetence is written and another machine on the pile of wasted money, not to worry its not theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Peters Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 42 minutes ago, Numbnuts said: Totally. Walking home from town late having been drinking lager inevitably get caught short before I reach home. Perils are being older means the call comes more often. Not proud but quite often have to relieve my bladder on the way. There just is nowhere now around Douglas really. What is the option ?? Fine when leaving bar or restaurant but the walk home seems to speed up the process. Fortunatly usually can find a deserted property on the way. Like I said not proud !. I share your discomfort. Despite regular checks and everything being 'normal for a man my age' I reckon I must have a prostate the size of a doughnut. Driving home (Mount Murray) from Crosby a few months ago I had to stop and climb behind a hedge about half a mile from home. I so envy young men in adjacent pub urinals with the flow of a horse. - 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 55 minutes ago, Stu Peters said: I share your discomfort. Despite regular checks and everything being 'normal for a man my age' I reckon I must have a prostate the size of a doughnut. Driving home (Mount Murray) from Crosby a few months ago I had to stop and climb behind a hedge about half a mile from home. I so envy young men in adjacent pub urinals with the flow of a horse. - What a classy disclosure for the voters of Middle to read. I bet Jane Poole Wilson has never pissed behind a hedge on her way home from Keys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbnuts Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Wavey Davey said: What a classy disclosure for the voters of Middle to read. I bet Jane Poole Wilson has never pissed behind a hedge on her way home from Keys. Its nothing to do with classy or not tbh. Its necessity. What you supposed to do . Nobody wants to go up against a hedge but theres only so long you can hold it back especially when older. Not sure if women have the same issues with peeing tbh but guys and prostrate in later life is a big problem . Edited July 16, 2022 by Numbnuts 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finlo Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Numbnuts said: Its nothing to do with classy or not tbh. Its necessity. What you supposed to do . Nobody wants to go up against a hedge but theres only so long you can hold it back especially when older. Not sure if women have the same issues tbh but guys and prostrate in later life is a big problem . I was on a late bus one night that when stopped for someone to alight a woman hopped off and had a piss just outside of the bus doors which I thought was classy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Did she have a tissue or did she have to stamp her feet a few times..? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0bserver Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 20 minutes ago, finlo said: I was on a late bus one night that when stopped for someone to alight a woman hopped off and had a piss just outside of the bus doors which I thought was classy! Guess it beats being sick and pissing yourself on a bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbnuts Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 23 minutes ago, finlo said: I was on a late bus one night that when stopped for someone to alight a woman hopped off and had a piss just outside of the bus doors which I thought was classy! I've been on a bus back from Peel and the same thing. Fair play to the driver and regardless of sex if youve got to go ...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Numbnuts said: Its nothing to do with classy or not tbh. Its necessity. What you supposed to do . It was clearly a joke. As for the woman peeing outside the bus to Peel. What a bargain for a £5 bus fare that would cost you £20 on only fans! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Wavey Davey said: I bet Jane Poole Wilson has never pissed behind a hedge on her way home from Keys. I bet she uses a golden she-wee, probably stored in a mahogany box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 7 hours ago, Max Power said: It's not just the granite, the wooden seating is black and slimy, who knows what diseases are lurking there amongst the piss and hoop juice! What are you implying? Hoop juice? How very dare you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozinko Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 48 minutes ago, Wavey Davey said: It was clearly a joke. As for the woman peeing outside the bus to Peel. What a bargain for a £5 bus fare that would cost you £20 on only fans! wrong, so wrong but funny............... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman34 Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Wavey Davey said: What a classy disclosure for the voters of Middle to read. I bet Jane Poole Wilson has never pissed behind a hedge on her way home from Keys. Course not - she might meet her colleague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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