ButterflyMaiden Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 A lighter side to the International News ..... apparently monster sized mice, on Gough Island, have developed an appetite for albatross chicks. Not much fun for the chicks .. but a welcome break from the continual doom and gloom in the news these last two weeks ...Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 "but a welcome break from the continual doom and gloom in the news these last two weeks ..." Im not sure the chicks are feeling that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it." And with that he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?" The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to f**k the cat." Stav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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