Manximus Aururaneus Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 The RWC (Rugby World Cup) is at the semi-final stages. The winning teams, thus far, now enter the knock-outs. Semi Final 1. Japan v Ireland. Semi Final 2. Australia v France New Zealand, despite their win by 17,410, 742 v 16,141,241 have agreed to forfeit their points difference win of 1, 269,501, on the basis that they had no right to insist on a 'Hard Try-line' within the Island of Ireland. England have similarly agreed to forfeit their game result having conceded that they did indeed play in white rather than coloured shirts. Japan had their defeat to South Africa overruled on the basis that Nissan has more car factories in the UK the the Saarf Africans. France are granted the win as soon as Macron told Mutter that he was now the boss. IRB (International Rugby Board), now admit that, having allowed the above abuses to occur, all Internationally qualified referees have been stood down in favour of an adjudication panel of the Scottish Courts. The Scottish Court has announced that when the finalists who should have won are announced, the decision as to whether that should Namibia or Uraguay will be submitted to the Supreme Court for final determination subject to oversight from the ECJ who now hold all rights to International Rugby events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Is this supposed to be humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Read this twice now, WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Watch out teapot Neil is agreeing with your every post, hes taking a shine to you, dilli is going to explode when he gets wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Remainer rules are to accept the result of the World Cup, but have another one in about 4 years and hope to win that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 11 hours ago, CharlieBrown said: dilli is going to explode when he gets wind. Unsavoury prospect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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