TheTeapot Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, woolley said: Just a bit! Obviously there is a shortage of shit to put in the paper. There is never a shortage of shit to put in the paper http://www.iomtoday.co.im/article.cfm?id=52924 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Manx Bean said: Put Ian Longworth in charge. Obvious choice. Well he's back, bringing his expertise to bear full-time, so who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Roger Mexico said: But they're actually starting the process to build one in Malta. There seems to be no idea so silly that somewhere won't try it if it involves giving lots of money to building firms. Meanwhile in London, Crossrail has been delayed again and is expected to be three years behind the date it was expected to be up to a few months before it was supposed to open. Big projects are so easy aren't they? They complicate things unnecessarily. It's the Crossrail tech that's the big problem. The civil engineering infrastructure has largely been good to go for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 20 minutes ago, thesultanofsheight said: Under sea trams they will certainly see the appeal. Well worth a couple of hundred grand on a consultants report. Using retired pit ponies no doubt? Oh no, we'll need a home for retired pit ponies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 2 hours ago, John Wright said: Yes, but it’s only 5 km, and there’s an island in the middle. Max sea depth 26m. It’s 42km from Jersey to Guernsey. And the lowest point is 100m. The drop to 50m within 5km of the Guernsey shore. That’s quite steep. And the big one, it is not economically viable. Not hopeless on the same scale as a crossing to the Isle of Man, but still completely uneconomic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Roger Mexico said: But they're actually starting the process to build one in Malta. There seems to be no idea so silly that somewhere won't try it if it involves giving lots of money to building firms. Archetypal EU vanity project to waste taxpayers' money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 2 hours ago, John Wright said: like the Skye bridge, to make somewhere less remote and more integrated. The Skye Bridge is far from universally popular with the traffic chaos and loutish behaviour it has brought to the island in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Andy Onchan said: I'd be surprised if the Gozitans fall for that "project". From experience, out of season Gozo is relatively quiet compared to Malta and I rather think they'd prefer to keep it that way. But it's money that talks. Especially when it's taxpayers' money from elsewhere rained down by Brussels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Declan said: I can see the English building the tunnel to the Island. The Irish building the tunnel to there. Then road between the two being closed for a motorcycle race. Brilliant! Early contender for post of the year. So captures the Isle of Man. Illuminated sign at Douglas portal: "At Race and Practice Times, International traffic, please follow signs for Kewaigue, Foxdale then Peel. Apologies for any delay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitis Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 42 minutes ago, thesultanofsheight said: Under sea trams they will certainly see the appeal. Well worth a couple of hundred grand on a consultants report. Especially if horse drawn ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Onchan Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, woolley said: Brilliant! Early contender for post of the year. So captures the Isle of Man. Illuminated sign at Douglas portal: "At Race and Practice Times, International traffic, please follow signs for Kewaigue, Foxdale then Peel. Apologies for any delay." And..... Links fahren bitte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, woolley said: Brilliant! Early contender for post of the year. So captures the Isle of Man. Illuminated sign at Douglas portal: "At Race and Practice Times, International traffic, please follow signs for Kewaigue, Foxdale then Peel. Apologies for any delay." Hilarious. Similarly, will the tunnel(s) be closed if there is a light mist at the exit, or a small puddle develops in the nadir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non-Believer Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The possibilities are endless...how about a glass-roofed and walled tunnel at that, so that our horse-drawn visitors could gaze out and admire the over-dredged seafloor wasteland of the Irish Sea. Engrossing games of spot the scallop and hunt the herring to while away the journey. Count how many Manx trawlers are left in their own waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Bobbie Bobster said: Ha! You'd have to get the Heisenberg Compensators to work first! Was always impressed by how the writers overcame fundamental physical laws such as the uncertainty principle by inventing stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesultanofsheight Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Non-Believer said: The possibilities are endless...how about a glass-roofed and walled tunnel at that, so that our horse-drawn visitors could gaze out and admire the over-dredged seafloor wasteland of the Irish Sea. Engrossing games of spot the scallop and hunt the herring to while away the journey. Count how many Manx trawlers are left in their own waters. Or the brown trout in the bay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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