Uhtred Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 24 minutes ago, woolley said: I don't see anything like this in the guidance. Not heard it publicised either. Is it in the legislation? (Assuming living and not loving!) No, it is actually loving. You have to get Howard Quayle’s permission to shag your wife. It’ll make a change for him to hear “Howie, Fuck on?” from his more usual message, “Quayle, fuck off!”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Uhtred said: No, it is actually loving. You have to get Howard Quayle’s permission to shag your wife. Maybe they'll put a tax on it. Graduated scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, woolley said: Maybe they'll put a tax on it. Graduated scale. If they tax by the minute, most blokes will probably be out of the tax net. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) Fun times https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53602362 Edit - you back in lockdown @P.K.? Edited July 30, 2020 by TheTeapot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Uhtred said: If they tax by the minute, most blokes will probably be out of the tax net. I wonder if there will be a cap. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, TheTeapot said: Fun times https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53602362 I see some are moaning now that only two hours notice has been given. Too slow before. Too quick now. Never happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Season 1 over then yes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Uhtred said: If they tax by the minute, most blokes will probably be out of the tax net. What about the single person's allowance? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, woolley said: I see some are moaning now that only two hours notice has been given. Too slow before. Too quick now. Never happy. To be fair there is quite a lot to moan about. A lot of confusion as to what it means, like how it seems you can still go to the pub, but not with your mates for example. Anyway, the point is this is exactly the kind of shit we must avoid here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, TheTeapot said: To be fair there is quite a lot to moan about. A lot of confusion as to what it means, like how it seems you can still go to the pub, but not with your mates for example. Anyway, the point is this is exactly the kind of shit we must avoid here. It's pretty low level for now, provided they get a grip on it quickly. No doubt that is why the urgency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I haven't even looked at the numbers, they're bollocks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, Amadeus said: Season 1 over then yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoTailT Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 38 minutes ago, TheTeapot said: Indeed. Think we are all waiting for the 'Breaking: Government press conference to be held today at 1600.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom de plume Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Cambon said: Yes, you totally misunderstood. He said they are going to look at seven day testing and possibly make a decision at the end of August, depending on the uk and other infection rates. The seven day measure and test is optional. You can still simply isolate for 14 days. No, you cannot mix with your household. You never could while isolating. You can isolate at home with your family provided you stay in a room on your own preferably en-suite, food etc. Collected at the door. You can share a bathroom but it must be deep cleaned after each use. It’s funny you should say about not mixing with the household members as I’m pretty sure the other day, can’t recall whether it was Allinson or Ashford, saying you could be collected at the airport or sea terminal by a family member or a taxi but not use public transport, ie a bus. Makes a bit of a mockery of the guidance if you’re coughing & spluttering all over the wife or husband on the way back home after a business trip to Barcelona (eg), then locking yourself away in a bedroom? Edited July 31, 2020 by Nom de plume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Gladys said: What about the single person's allowance? Superb Glad... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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