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Man Jailed For Attacking Gull!


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Man jailed for attacking gull!

 

This is the headline on this weeks Courier. Is this really front page news?

 

Are they trying to make the IOM the laughing stock of the British Isles.

 

Jail? Crikey. You can just see it now...

 

Prisoner1 : "Alright mate, what are you inside for"

Prisoner2 : "Murder"

Prisoner1 : "Ahh I'm in on armed robbery, what about you mate?"

Prisoner3 : "I attacked a seagull"

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He was already in Jail for drink driving... He got an extended sentence, LOL.

 

It gives a new slant on shame and name.

 

I would have pleaded diminished responsibility and that seagull was acting in an anti-social manner, waking me up early and xxxxting on my car. I then reckon I would have had my sentance dropped from murder to perhaps gull-slaughter or even GBH.

 

EDIT - I havent read the article, what did he do exactly?

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Nope but putting it on the front page a newspaper is. I suspect the Judge just wanted to punish this guy for drink driving, like Al Capone for tax evasion. :)

 

If it was a slow news week why didn't they publish something positive on the front cover.

 

As a side note lot's of people see gulls as vermin. They can also be quite dangerous:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/2097600.stm

 

Edited: Spellink

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This story sickened me.

 

Regardless of anything that was going on in the man's life at the time he caused injuries to a bird to the extent where it had to be put down.

 

There is no excuse for such appauling cruelty - He deserves everything he gets.

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