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Fly Me To The Moon..


Amadeus

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Tired of going on Holiday to Spain?

 

Bored of visiting Blackpool?

 

Europe not your thing?

 

Well, here's your alternative now - a trip around the Moon ! Enjoy the unique views, relax in your private space craft and make your friends turn green with envy - all for a meager $ 100 million..

 

And before you ask: No, one-way tickets aren't available... (shame, really - could think of a few people there...)

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Do you think that will finally silence the crazy conspiracy theorists who think the moon landings were faked? Unless they think that the tourists will be drugged and then smuggled to a super-secret moon shaped film studio in the Nevada desert...

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Hollow you say? If we can find the door in then maybe Tango can keep his expensive paddles in it to prevent thieving. I must admit though the thought of a cheese sandwich the size of the moon that makes me happy in ways I can't describe, as long as it's not smelly French cheese...

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