Itsmeee Posted March 2, 2022 Author Share Posted March 2, 2022 3 hours ago, offshoremanxman said: Because nobody wants to say “The Living Hope Church” because it’s a bit like mentioning the Spanish Inquisition. Oh go on then. “Nobody mentions the Spanish Inquisition” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 The dreaded comfy cushion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsmeee Posted March 2, 2022 Author Share Posted March 2, 2022 I’ve just realised I’ve misquoted. What I meant was “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” it’s the war we don’t mention. I did once, but I think I got away with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsmeee Posted March 2, 2022 Author Share Posted March 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, quilp said: The dreaded comfy cushion. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Peters Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 At least the church can explain the missionary position... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Shake me up Judy said: The birth rate is down across all developed nations. Nothing to do with sex education in schools though. Less women are getting pregnant and having babies. There are multiple reasons for that. Anal and oral, probably. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 11 minutes ago, Stu Peters said: At least the church can explain the missionary position... They could get JCK in to demonstrate the 'wheelbarrow.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 It took Ryan's Daughter to educate me that there was actual movement during coitus. Up until then, I thought the man just put his thingy in the lady's bits and left it there (probably popped off to make a cup of tea) until the sperm decided it was time to leave the man's thingy and make that journey equivalent to swimming across the Atlantic in treacle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Why would you put treacle in your fanny? Sorry, I've just woken up, what are we talking about??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Kopek said: Why would you put treacle in your fanny? Sorry, I've just woken up, what are we talking about??? Lady bits to you. It was an analogy to demonstrate the remarkable journey of the sperm, the smallest cell in the body, to fertilise the ovum, the largest cell in the body. As someone else said, the science of reproduction is fascinating (and was made, ready formed at the creation of course!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Kopek said: Why would you put treacle in your fanny? Sorry, I've just woken up, what are we talking about??? Did you type this with one hand… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Creation? So before Adam and Eve no one put treacle in their fanny? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Kopek said: Creation? So before Adam and Eve no one put treacle in their fanny? Looks like only in your lineage 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, Passing Time said: Did you type this with one hand… With Gladys in mind?????????? <oh, sorry Gladys I'm sure you are an attractive Woman! It's his fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Peters Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Best thread for months... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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