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6 minutes ago, Sheldon said:

An alternative suggestion, based on several interactions with the department in question, would be to sack the lot of them and replace them with a far smaller number of staff who possess a basic level of actual competence.

It's like a great many depts, it's like dealing with sections staffed with unsupervised YTS. The answer is not another 54 of the fuckers.

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19 minutes ago, Sheldon said:

An alternative suggestion, based on several interactions with the department in question, would be to sack the lot of them and replace them with a far smaller number of staff who possess a basic level of actual competence.

We have a culture of incompetent bullies. So the answer is to employ 54 more incompetent bullies! 

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The 192-page document compiled by Grant Thornton has been published following calls in Tynwald.

has anyone seen or checked that this is the original report and not one tweaked by the department. They have already had it for quite a while, any body checked the mededate if thats what it is called when the document was actually created. 

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4. Do Nothing The final option for OHR to consider is to not recruit any further staff, and not invest in technology. Furthermore, this option would represent OHR choosing to not implement the structural changes recommended as part of our review. In our view, the significant demand being placed on OHR services would mean that OHR would continue to struggle to meet service user needs and would continue to fail to deliver any strategic value as a business partner if this option was chosen. Not Recommended

They missed option 5. Disband OHR and see if anyone notices any difference. 

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30 minutes ago, b4mbi said:

4. Do Nothing The final option for OHR to consider is to not recruit any further staff, and not invest in technology. Furthermore, this option would represent OHR choosing to not implement the structural changes recommended as part of our review. In our view, the significant demand being placed on OHR services would mean that OHR would continue to struggle to meet service user needs and would continue to fail to deliver any strategic value as a business partner if this option was chosen. Not Recommended

They missed option 5. Disband OHR and see if anyone notices any difference. 

Option 6:

Outsource to chatgpt bots.

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I work in the Engineering & Manufacturing sector.

The DFE have just commissioned a third party external consultant from the UK to visit the Island and conduct a survey with local businesses. They are going to improve the way we do things following their findings. Really!!!!!!

I have asked who instructed their appointment, how much it is likely to cost the Manx taxpayer and why there isn't anyone within our already swollen DFE who has the expertise to figure these things out. I won't receive an answer.

I actually don't know what they do within the DFE and there are literally dozens of very highly paid Business Development Managers chugging gravy in there.

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Another 54 and they will still fail to deliver any strategic value, except to empty the coffers of a further £3,000,00 per year and that is just their salaries. Do not forget the manager uplifts for being in charge of more people and a new CEO and NCEO  for the offshoot  section.

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Here's part of Stu's take on things from the Bishop vs Hooper thread....

Would it be unreasonable to suggest that the state of Govt that we actually have is the reason for these "relentless serial FOI requests", from concerned taxpayers?

 

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1 hour ago, Non-Believer said:

Here's part of Stu's take on things from the Bishop vs Hooper thread....

Would it be unreasonable to suggest that the state of Govt that we actually have is the reason for these "relentless serial FOI requests", from concerned taxpayers?

 

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Re your edit NB.... yes the irony of what Stu has said and the Grant Thornton report wasn't lost on me either.

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33 minutes ago, Dirty Buggane said:

Another 54 and they will still fail to deliver any strategic value, except to empty the coffers of a further £3,000,00 per year and that is just their salaries. Do not forget the manager uplifts for being in charge of more people and a new CEO and NCEO  for the offshoot  section.

It should really be a very short debate:

"None of this was in your budget, and even if you try to add it into next year there's no fucking money anyway!"

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2 hours ago, Non-Believer said:

It's like a great many depts, it's like dealing with sections staffed with unsupervised YTS. The answer is not another 54 of the fuckers.

If they could just knock one or two thousand off the current public sector payroll then there might theoretically be money available to fund an increase in HR. Ironically, of course, there would then be no need for that increase.

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