0bserver Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 (edited) It could be squeaky bum time if the Russians have taken a liking to destroying pipelines. What is the plan when the gas pipeline goes down? Edited September 28, 2022 by 0bserver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxfisherman Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 It's ok, there are patrols https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_P-8_Poseidon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbnuts Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, 0bserver said: It could be squeaky bum time if the Russians have taken a liking to destroying pipelines. What is the plan when the gas pipeline goes down? DOI to throw 67 Zillion at it before admitting failure and the Ronague Roustabouts will be called in and fix it for a few pork pies and a barrel of Ale. Edited September 28, 2022 by Numbnuts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 14 minutes ago, 0bserver said: It could be squeaky bum time if the Russians have taken a liking to destroying pipelines. What is the plan when the gas pipeline goes down? I'm pretty certain that Putin will have more pressing matters on his mind than the IOM interconnector. However, we'd be fairly well protected due to the Trident Subs at Faslane. It would be difficult for them to enter certainly from the North. If the worst does happen, we can start by burning civil servants and politicians? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steady Eddie Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 31 minutes ago, 0bserver said: It could be squeaky bum time if the Russians have taken a liking to destroying pipelines. Let’s hope they don’t take a liking to destroying nuclear power plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0bserver Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 20 minutes ago, The Phantom said: I'm pretty certain that Putin will have more pressing matters on his mind than the IOM interconnector. However, we'd be fairly well protected due to the Trident Subs at Faslane. It would be difficult for them to enter certainly from the North. If the worst does happen, we can start by burning civil servants and politicians? I mean he's not going to specifically target the IOM. But he could take a liking to fucking up various cables under the Irish Sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Onchan Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 21 minutes ago, The Phantom said: If the worst does happen, we can start by burning civil servants and politicians? I'll be an early adopter. When do we start? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Andy Onchan said: I'll be an early adopter. When do we start? Think we could apply for a grant? Maybe at least farm them initially. We could use all the bullshit they spout. Once they eventually take the red pill and attain self awareness and stop producing gas, maybe we burn them then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Onchan Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, The Phantom said: Think we could apply for a grant? Maybe at least farm them initially. We could use all the bullshit they spout. Once they eventually take the red pill and attain self awareness and stop producing gas, maybe we burn them then? I'm happy to leave the technicalities to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
english zloty Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 We will fly the gas in balloons. What can possibly go wrong 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, english zloty said: We will fly the gas in balloons. What can possibly go wrong Farmers will want them banned. The sheep will eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b4mbi Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 (edited) I wouldn't be so sure it was the Russian's who sabotaged Nordstream pipelines. Uncle Sam? Auntie Truss? Edited September 28, 2022 by b4mbi 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Suspicious that the Russian troll army, mostly based at the "Internet Research Agency" in St. Petersburg, were all ramped up and posting furiously on social media sites from the start of the morning of the pipeline explosions. If you look at comments sections like in the Daily Mail, the majority of comments in the threads on the pipeline explosion have been Russian bots and trolls, which smacks of preparation of their social media teams prior to the attack on the pipeline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steady Eddie Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, The Bastard said: Suspicious that the Russian troll army, mostly based at the "Internet Research Agency" in St. Petersburg, were all ramped up and posting furiously on social media sites from the start of the morning of the pipeline explosions. If you look at comments sections like in the Daily Mail, the majority of comments in the threads on the pipeline explosion have been Russian bots and trolls, which smacks of preparation of their social media teams prior to the attack on the pipeline. Agree with you on the online activity and clearly it’s only in Russia’s interests to have the pipelines damages. I doubt Lizz Truss is even thick enough to sanction cutting off the bulk of the Russian gas supply to the UK and Europe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOR Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 To keep the pipeline. we could sell our collective soul to Putin and Co. A soviet Isle of Man would be nicely strategically positioned. Oh, and we could make a really funny joke or something about renaming Rushen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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