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14 minutes ago, Itsmeee said:

You can identify as any age you wish. I am a 17 year old multimillionaire with a fabulous figure and the body of a supermodel. 
 

 

The body of a supermodel is buried in the back garden?

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4 hours ago, AcousticallyChallenged said:

Instructions unclear: how does one present to minor injuries to untangle from a slinky?

Asking for a friend...

I was getting out of the shower wearing a loose fitting dressing gown and I slipped

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5 minutes ago, piebaps said:

I was getting out of the shower wearing a loose fitting dressing gown and I slipped

No  it has to involve stairs. 'I came out of the bathroom, having soaped myself thoroughly, to vacuum the stairs.  I did not see the slinky on the hose and slipped.'

All very plausible. 

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13 minutes ago, Gladys said:

No  it has to involve stairs. 'I came out of the bathroom, having soaped myself thoroughly, to vacuum the stairs.  I did not see the slinky on the hose and slipped.'

All very plausible. 

There was a vicar who claimed to have fallen off a ladder whilst hanging curtains naked, and he landed in such a way that a potato wedged itself somewhere intimate. 

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2 minutes ago, AcousticallyChallenged said:

There was a vicar who claimed to have fallen off a ladder whilst hanging curtains naked, and he landed in such a way that a potato wedged itself somewhere intimate. 

That is fair, I always use a potato when nakedly hanging curtains  - it grounds me. 

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