Itsmeee Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Roxanne said: You can be me if you like. I could do with a change. Ooh, how very modern of you 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsmeee Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 6 hours ago, HeliX said: How old am I? You can identify as any age you wish. I am a 17 year old multimillionaire with a fabulous figure and the body of a supermodel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Itsmeee said: You can identify as any age you wish. I am a 17 year old multimillionaire with a fabulous figure and the body of a supermodel. You should probably spend some of that money on some food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsmeee Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 1 minute ago, TheTeapot said: You should probably spend some of that money on some food. Because I am so fabulously young and wonderful I can eat whatever I like and stay slinky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, Itsmeee said: You can identify as any age you wish. I am a 17 year old multimillionaire with a fabulous figure and the body of a supermodel. The body of a supermodel is buried in the back garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxanne Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 52 minutes ago, Itsmeee said: You can identify as any age you wish. I am a 17 year old multimillionaire with a fabulous figure and the body of a supermodel. Michelle? Is that really you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxanne Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 47 minutes ago, Itsmeee said: stay slinky. Make your mind up. Are you Michelle or are you Slinky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 31 minutes ago, Roxanne said: Make your mind up. Are you Michelle or are you Slinky? looks like Slinky's secret's out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-lane Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 17 hours ago, Passing Time said: looks like Slinky's secret's out Is that the IoM version of Victoria's Secret? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passing Time Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Two-lane said: Is that the IoM version of Victoria's Secret? I felt a tad nauseous for a moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcousticallyChallenged Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Two-lane said: Is that the IoM version of Victoria's Secret? Instructions unclear: how does one present to minor injuries to untangle from a slinky? Asking for a friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piebaps Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 4 hours ago, AcousticallyChallenged said: Instructions unclear: how does one present to minor injuries to untangle from a slinky? Asking for a friend... I was getting out of the shower wearing a loose fitting dressing gown and I slipped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, piebaps said: I was getting out of the shower wearing a loose fitting dressing gown and I slipped No it has to involve stairs. 'I came out of the bathroom, having soaped myself thoroughly, to vacuum the stairs. I did not see the slinky on the hose and slipped.' All very plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcousticallyChallenged Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, Gladys said: No it has to involve stairs. 'I came out of the bathroom, having soaped myself thoroughly, to vacuum the stairs. I did not see the slinky on the hose and slipped.' All very plausible. There was a vicar who claimed to have fallen off a ladder whilst hanging curtains naked, and he landed in such a way that a potato wedged itself somewhere intimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, AcousticallyChallenged said: There was a vicar who claimed to have fallen off a ladder whilst hanging curtains naked, and he landed in such a way that a potato wedged itself somewhere intimate. That is fair, I always use a potato when nakedly hanging curtains - it grounds me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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