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15 hours ago, Gladys said:

No  it has to involve stairs. 'I came out of the bathroom wearing my favourite lilac drawers, having soaped myself thoroughly, to vacuum the stairs.  I did not see the slinky on the hose and slipped.'

All very plausible. 

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16 hours ago, Gladys said:

No  it has to involve stairs. 'I came out of the bathroom, having soaped myself thoroughly, to vacuum the stairs.  I did not see the slinky on the hose and slipped.'

All very plausible. 

"having soaped myself thoroughly"

That has to be a euphemism, no? 

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And it all started with an IoM Slinky. Over on another thread Cavendish is being paid money simply to wear a pair of sunglasses - brand awareness and all that stuff. What we need is someone to increase the brand awareness of Manx Slinkys. It will take a certain kind of person wear a Slinky with aplomb, charisma and so on,  but the benefits could be significant.

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On 3/24/2023 at 6:17 PM, Two-lane said:

And it all started with an IoM Slinky. Over on another thread Cavendish is being paid money simply to wear a pair of sunglasses - brand awareness and all that stuff. What we need is someone to increase the brand awareness of Manx Slinkys. It will take a certain kind of person wear a Slinky with aplomb, charisma and so on,  but the benefits could be significant.

Ashford would be my choice, with his long overcoat which exudes power and status.

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