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nothing seems to have changed - in 1764 it was noted "Of these different Species of Merchandize great Quantities are imported into the Island in Foreign Bottoms" - see http://www.isle-of-man.com/manxnotebook/history/treasury/t434_56.htm
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4 hours ago, Manx Bean said:

Not having cocaine was a lost headline opportunity…prisoner concealed crack in his crack..

Not as funny as the one reported a few days ago of someone caught concealing a stash in a shower cap attached to his genitals..true!

Indeed it was:

Four bags of white powder, and £624 in cash, was recovered at the scene; a strip search, at Police Headquarters, revealed he was smuggling 48 bags of drugs in a shower cap attached to his genitals.

"Are you a drug dealer or are you just pleased to see me?"

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8 minutes ago, Roxanne said:

Jeez, you've just remind me of a night long ago I the Doric hotel when a TT rider (who shall not be named) after a large amount of beer did his party trick of inserting £1.57 in one pence pieces into his foreskin.

Not drug related, grant you, but a sight (and a horrifying one at that) to be seen, none the less. 

You should have stayed longer.

The sight of said rider then putting the cash into the slot machine was a thing to behold.

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8 minutes ago, Roxanne said:

Jeez, you've just remind me of a night long ago I the Doric hotel when a TT rider (who shall not be named) after a large amount of beer did his party trick of inserting £1.57 in one pence pieces into his foreskin.

Not drug related, grant you, but a sight (and a horrifying one at that) to be seen, none the less. 

So what was the trick ? How many coins did he really use ?

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2 hours ago, Roxanne said:

Jeez, you've just remind me of a night long ago I the Doric hotel when a TT rider (who shall not be named) after a large amount of beer did his party trick of inserting £1.57 in one pence pieces into his foreskin.

Not drug related, grant you, but a sight (and a horrifying one at that) to be seen, none the less. 

Won’t be able to do that party trick now, before long small coinage will be withdrawn. 

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