Mr. Sausages Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I don't thing many birds would be flicking the bean over Mr Sausages' avatar Given the chance, I'm sure you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea&Biscuits Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 MMmm I for one loves Mrs Sausages avatar.........nice pink chunky sausages! hahaha, im more of a black pudding fan though myself! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdick Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Good grief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 MMmm I for one loves Mrs Sausages avatar.........nice pink chunky sausages! hahaha, im more of a black pudding fan though myself! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea&Biscuits Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 i meant Mr Sausage, not Mrs as i put! haha i am having a bad day!! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Almost every 'lesbian' porn film I've ever seen seems to end up with the women sucking some blokes cock after only a few minutes. You hardly ever even see as much as the blokes face, just his cock, ok maybe an arse shot or two. Anyway, why don't 'lesbian porn' movie makers save themselves a fortune and employ frozen sausages for the blow job scenes instead of actors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speckled Frost Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 How would you capture the 'money shot' though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Egg white, toothpaste and a waterpistol. Plus a blue felt tip to draw some veins on the sausage for more authenticity. And some cheese. I can buy all of these at the supermarket tonight, saving me a fortune in porn star fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speckled Frost Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Let's just hope you don't have to swallow then. Toothpaste and cheese....mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ean Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Good grief! You are Charlie Brown and I claim my £5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea&Biscuits Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Puddy you make me laugh so much!! Frozen sausages are way too small though............ I would want a big chorizo, yea and a curve in it as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Puddy you make me laugh so much!! Frozen sausages are way too small though............ I would want a big chorizo, yea and a curve in it as well! Don't make me gag Wouldn't you rather a nice cumberland ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 On Wednesday the 9th of November my licenced premises ban finally ended after a year. Which places do you recommend i visit? Apart from Paramount & Colours as they won't let me in yet. Why don't you try staying out of the pub? Judging by that photo and what Moyle did to you alcohol is not your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 If you've seen me i'm hardly the trouble maker looking type. I'm a little camp & look like a gayboy. You forgot to mention, Ice cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea&Biscuits Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Is that Messiah???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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