Kelly Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 you got it ans, besides I was being helpful so more people would read his ants-in-his-pants rant. you are so easy cret. I specially love the bits where you describe yourself as 'a vipers nest' and say 'keep coming and I'll keep knocking you down' haha! get over yourself boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Oh please. It's a bit late to try and make it look as if you're merely trolling when you're actually just a neat combination of stubborn, obnoxious, stupid, and slow to catch on. Pisswitch! Ho ho ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 you got it ans, besides I was being helpful so more people would read his ants-in-his-pants rant. you are so easy cret. I specially love the bits where you describe yourself as 'a vipers nest' and say 'keep coming and I'll keep knocking you down' haha! get over yourself boyo <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *especially Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 maybe I am cret, but at least I'm not a scally yob who hawks up greenies in the street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Neither is Cret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 maybe I am cret, but at least I'm not a scally yob who hawks up greenies in the street! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay! Now hear this! Closure at last. Kelly has finally admitted to being obnoxious and stupid. Good. She's even proven it by once again failing to get the entire point of the whole spit section of the thread. Bless. You can all breathe a sigh of relief now as I think my work here is done. I'd like to thank my impromptu fan club for their comments too. Apologies on Kelly's behalf for the rather lengthy and unnecessary thread hijack too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Yes occasionally when I'm in public I might feel like I need to spit if say I have a cold and have accidentally coughed up something foul, or cleared my throat etc. But I'll always try to make sure there's i) no-one in sight to see me doing it because it's embarassing, ii) try to spit into a spot where it won't look disgusting if at all possible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh yes he is. he 'tries' to make sure noone sees him and 'tries' to spit somewhere its not disgusting, rank minger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 oh, and apologies on Crets behalf to anyone who may have felt like throwing up after seeing him hawking up flem in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 oh, and apologies on Crets behalf to anyone who may have felt like throwing up after seeing him hawking up flem in public. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *phlegm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rox Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 t's a bit late to try and make it look as if you're merely trolling You reckon? I think Kelly's done a wonderful job of it. Can't think when the last time was that someone managed to pull the wool over everyone's eyes. Actually - I can. And it was good then too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posters Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 besides I was being helpful Have you got a 'brother' called steven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speckled Frost Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 All's quiet............it's like walking through a bomb-hit city. Deathly silence and destruction all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I think everyone got bored of Kelly and her pre-pubescant ranting. Which wasn't trolling btw Rox sweetie, you didn't see what we deleted from other threads. Oh, and I'm glad you liked the word Cret, I've made it available to a wider audience now http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pisswitch&r=f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Back to dog owners... There were some dogs sniffing round me at lunchtime, I know their game and hid my lunch. A while later a brief gust of wind blew my carton of juice onto the ground. Within seconds a ringy-type dog had charged over, grabbed the carton in its mouth and fled. I went over to see if anything could be salvaged only to see the dogs owner attempting to retrieve the carton. I thanked him only to realise the carton was covered in dog sh*t, I let him put my sh*tty drink in the bin and I quickly went back to work. Needless to say, I won't be rushing out to buy a dog this Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey_magic Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 This is my favourite from urban dictionary: Nessa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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