P.K. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 A dog is not just for Christmas. With careful casseroling it can last through Boxing Day. (Is that a word? No, not that that but casseroling?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 There were some dogs sniffing round me at lunchtime, I know their game and hid my lunch rofl Can see headlines now.... Dog gang on loose! Police are advising the public to be vigilant of dogs going round in packs, several lunches have been stolen by these "animals" The ring leader is described as 3ft tall multi coloured and walks on all 4's will answer to "here boy" and is considered to be dangerous do not approach!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I'd just like to point out that the dog on my avatar is a puppet, so it doesn't sh*t or run away with drink cartons. Otherwise I'd be looking for a new identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 didn't they also use a real dog? If my failing memory serves me right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 They did but I felt that the puppet version was a far better actor, much cleaner and more a representation of me than the sh*t machine real one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 They did but I felt that the puppet version was a far better actor, much cleaner and more a representation of me than the sh*t machine real one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A big bundle of fur with a puppet strapped to your head? I know where your going wrong now lol lose the puppet on the top of your head and you'll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Well thanks boys and girls, that was a most enjoyable read. Put a smile on my face on this most gloomy of nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 My pleasure. I rather enjoyed it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Caught a dog trying to do his dirty deed in my garden today - I chased him all over the place but he was just too fast for me and when I finally got just within reach of grabbing the little bugger, he leapt up a tree... sure he was laughing at me too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 heh makes a change from it being a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Well I have decided that it's best to have the cats on your side and I am currently employing one to keep an eye out for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 talking of cats....... ....an effective and surefire way of sorting the little sh1t machines once and for all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Alternatively Jay, (and they're going to hate me for this!) this works.... nokiacat.mpeg.mpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 I think it's working Obs:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posters Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 I love dogs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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