Ariel Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Seagulls are ace Cret, you should read Jonathon Linvingston Seagull..... very intelligent and beautiful and interesting creatures they are, one of the reasons I love living in Douglas is being near them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Yeah I love gulls too beautiful creatures. all the types. The little terns are lovely and get called seagulls too. why do you hate them cret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posters Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Seagulls are just flying rodents. The mess they make of the bins on the promenade is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 humans are just walking rodents. The mess they make of the whole entire world is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rox Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Gulls. They're gulls - not seagulls. And they should be out at sea doing what they're good at - eating the peanuts out of poo and other such stuff. They only come into town because they've learned what dirty buggers we humans are and so they come in to 'tidy up' after us making one hell of a mess in the process. If you don't like them - stop feeding them and, when you're disposing foodstuffs, make sure they're put somehwere where the gulls can't get at it. The sea would be a damn sight cleaner too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Can't you blow gulls up if you feed them bread covered in bicarbonate of soda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilDDog Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Gulls. They're gulls - not seagulls. And they should be out at sea doing what they're good at - eating the peanuts out of poo and other such stuff. They only come into town because they've learned what dirty buggers we humans are and so they come in to 'tidy up' after us making one hell of a mess in the process. If you don't like them - stop feeding them and, when you're disposing foodstuffs, make sure they're put somehwere where the gulls can't get at it. The sea would be a damn sight cleaner too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL, eating the peanuts out of poo and other such stuff. Oh I haven't laughed so much in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilDDog Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Can't you blow gulls up if you feed them bread covered in bicarbonate of soda? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes or you can stuff a piece of freshly caught mackerel. The seagull usually swallows it whole, takes off and boom it's stomach blows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 WTF! How on earth did that one come about I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Yes or you can stuff a piece of freshly caught mackerel. The seagull usually swallows it whole, takes off and boom it's stomach blows up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lol! You seem to speak from experience, WildDog??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddy Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Once when my sister was at Silverdale she saw a gull come down and take a duckling away. It's only nature and I'm sure it happens everyday but she was really upset and I haven't liked gulls since. Maybe we do enough sh*ts and leave enough half eaten kebabs lying around to keep them satisfied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Gulls. They're gulls - not seagulls. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think you'll find they're Herring Gulls rather than just Gulls, but Seagulls is less hassle and everyone knows what a seagull is anyway. I hate them so much because of the amount of sleep I lose for something like 6 months of every year when these flying scumbags decide they're going to scream their heads off on a nightly basis at random times throughout the night. The fcukers scream all day outside my office too - they're doing it now. I hate them because they sh1t all over everthing, probably a nice health hazard in its own right. I hate them because they 'attack' people who have the audacity to live in a house they've decided to nest on top of. I hate them because they kill off lots of the songbirds that actually make a pleasant noise rather than non stop howling that's more nerve grating than a city full of car alarms going off. They don't kill these poor creatures to eat them, I've seen them pick young chicks up, get to a decent height, then drop them. I hate them because there are basically far too many of them because they're protected for some absurd reason. If they lived on cliffs & the like and not on my neighbours roof it wouldn't be a problem but they have infested douglas. I hate them because despite the wretched, disgusting, habits they have they manage to maintain a pristine white appearance which fools some people into thinking they're nice somehow. They have no redeeming qualities as far as I'm aware besides looking fairly clean & tidy, only negative qualities yet some buffoon has protected them, enabling them to expand to ridiculous numbers. The only thing worse than a seagull is someone who feeds one. I hate them twice as much. Blackback gulls, Fulmars, Terns, any other kind of seabird or bird in general are fine because they're not present in numbers far more than is natural and because they don't make the same unholy racket. Birds in general are ace but seagulls are satan's envoy and I wish they did not exist. A valid point about humans being varmints too though Kelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Can't you blow gulls up if you feed them bread covered in bicarbonate of soda? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fcukers scream all day outside my office too - they're doing it now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Make some bicarbonate of soda butties for your lunch tomorrow and feed them to the gulls outside your window at work. Make sure you shut the window before they blow up though, don't want a nasty mess on your desk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germann Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Gulls. They're gulls - not seagulls. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They're not gulls, seagulls or herring gulls. They're sh:tehawks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Don't tempt me Minnie. I'd love to! Problem is that despite how much I loathe & detest those airborne pricks I don't like making animals suffer even if they're causing me shedloads of grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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