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MHKs will put their own pay up

 

Yes 22.5%

 

Eddy Lowey gets hitched to Allan Bell and will be the first GAY marriage on the Isle of Man

Adrian Duggan gets Pam Crowe pregnant while having a snooze

And a successfull operation will take place to seperate Corkill and Earnshaw for the hips

Peter Karran will be the Next CM

Julie Corkill will be the first female Prisoner at the new Prison

Crumlin

For the first time ever, I think your post is fantastic :D

LT

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Electricity.

 

We will realise all the HUNDREDs of ££££££MILLION we have WASTED on the new power station etc.

 

. . . and should not have been so bloody minded and just bought electricity from the UK. Via that cable thingy that was laid.

 

 

So, 101 uses for a big wavy looking building with a big glass front. And a shimmering chimney?

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Cheesemonster2005, your avatar looks very like a certain Manx Radio person doing a bit of a dance

 

I wonder what he's (you??) are dancing about :)

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My top ten predictions are:-

 

1. It will rain.

2. It will rain again.

3. It will be windy.

4. The MEA debacle will be covered in a quagmire of obfuscation, but we will still have the prettiest power station in the world!

5. Someone will question the wisdom of the Iris scheme in light of the number of seagulls dying from malunutrition (best comment ever was "look at the turds and whey in Douglas bay", we could make a nursery rhyme about that ! ).

6. Someone, somewhere will understand that we do not have a tourist trade anymore and to try to create one is a pointless waste of money; far better to create an interest in the IOM for other reasons and meet that market.

7. Smoking will be banished from all public venues.

8. A decent eaterie will open in the Villa to make it a "world class"

venue.

9. The Tower of Refuge will crumble into the sea.

10.And I shall still be very glad to be here.

 

Oh!, by the way, it will probably rain and be windy!

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Anyone got a tip for theGrand National?

 

Yes. Don't waste your money.

 

I never do.

Pleased to see you do the same.

 

Perhaps we should open a 'book' on which MHKs will be returned/ousted (or possibly 'outed') in 2006?

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