Amadeus Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ok, if you're a follower of the "dark side", and prefer to hang your crosses the wrong way round, then sit down and take a deep breath - or better: a good drink from your favourite kind of blood - you'll need to be strong for this: Beast's real mark devalued to '616' Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all. A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist. Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, said the discovery appears to spell the end of 666 as the devil's prime number. "This is a very nice piece to find," Dr. Aitken said. "Scholars have argued for a long time over this, and it now seems that 616 was the original number of the beast." Ups..been shouting the wrong number for years then... Could someone quickly give me the email address of Iron Maiden please? Mr Dickinson, you need to change the lyrics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTool Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 o well the freemasons better make a few adjustments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Aren't there a lot of Douglas telephone numbers that begin with 616? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Aren't there a lot of Douglas telephone numbers that begin with 616? That's proof enough: Manx Telecom is Evil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontlookbehindyou Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I feel a whole lot better about those three sixes on my head now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Aren't there a lot of Douglas telephone numbers that begin with 616? There are lots that begin with 666 too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTool Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Link just hope nothing happens on the 6th of june this year it will be 06/06/06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxchatterbox Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 what about those who might be born on 6 June? are they best brought out early?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You do realise, of course, that this destroys one of the all-time great quiz questions, namely: Q: Where would you find the beast in a casino? A: The roulette table. The numbers 1 to 36 add up to 666. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b4mbi Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 BUT OMG it's 6/1/6 TODAY!!!!!! "I'm coming back, I will return, I will possess your body and make you burn I had the fire, I had the thoughts, I had the power to make this evil run its course...... 616.... the Number of the Beast , Hell and Fire were small to say the least...." Rock on the Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxchatterbox Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 or what about babies born today then?? what names should they be called?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTool Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Shave their heads Argghh !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 In fact, my favourite number is 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTool Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You would have to be awkward wouldnt you. I have been busy marking my diary with all these days and you have to change things. Typical from someone so evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You would have to be awkward wouldnt you. I have been busy marking my diary with all these days and you have to change things. Typical from someone so evil. Yes. But he's lying. He can't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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