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Amadeus

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Ok, if you're a follower of the "dark side", and prefer to hang your crosses the wrong way round, then sit down and take a deep breath - or better: a good drink from your favourite kind of blood - you'll need to be strong for this:

 

 

Beast's real mark devalued to '616'

 

Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all.

 

A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist.

 

Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, said the discovery appears to spell the end of 666 as the devil's prime number.

 

"This is a very nice piece to find," Dr. Aitken said. "Scholars have argued for a long time over this, and it now seems that 616 was the original number of the beast."

 

Ups..been shouting the wrong number for years then... Could someone quickly give me the email address of Iron Maiden please? Mr Dickinson, you need to change the lyrics! :)

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You do realise, of course, that this destroys one of the all-time great quiz questions, namely:

 

Q: Where would you find the beast in a casino?

A: The roulette table. The numbers 1 to 36 add up to 666.

:o

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:devil: BUT OMG it's 6/1/6 TODAY!!!!!! :devil:

 

 

 

"I'm coming back, I will return, I will possess your body and make you burn

I had the fire, I had the thoughts, I had the power to make this evil run its course......

 

616.... the Number of the Beast , Hell and Fire were small to say the least...."

 

 

Rock on the Maiden :lol:

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You would have to be awkward wouldnt you.

 

I have been busy marking my diary with all these days and you have to change things.

 

Typical from someone so evil. :angry:

 

Yes. But he's lying. He can't help it.

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